Limericks Still Live!

-Riv- · Dec 15, 2018

I spied Krampus crouched in the shrubbery
His lips looked disgustingly rubbery.
He was sharpening his teeth,
and said he'd be brief
but that last kid had been tough and blubbery.

When Santa flew over my neighborhood,

CDSinex · Dec 15, 2018

When Santa flew over my neighborhood,
ol' Sam down the street really shot him good.

-Riv- · Dec 16, 2018

When Santa flew over my neighborhood,
ol' Sam down the street really shot him good
with a huge water gun

Marissa D · Dec 16, 2018

When Santa flew over my neighborhood,
ol' Sam down the street really shot him good
with a huge water gun
that he'd just set to "stun"

-Riv- · Dec 16, 2018

When Santa flew over my neighborhood,
ol' Sam down the street really shot him good
with a huge water gun
that he'd just set to "stun"
just to show off and prove that he could.

Lester went for a dip in the river

Cobalt Jade · Dec 16, 2018

Lester went for a dip in the river
He thought it would toughen his liver

-Riv- · Dec 16, 2018

Lester went for a dip in the river;
he thought it would toughen his liver.
Instead, he found out

Woollybear · Dec 16, 2018

Lester went for a dip in the river;
he thought it would toughen his liver.
Instead, he found out
as he swam with the trout

-Riv- · Dec 16, 2018

Lester went for a dip in the river;
he thought it would toughen his liver.
Instead, he found out
as he swam with the trout
cold water plus organ equals sliver.

Chloe dated the Man in the Moon

Nymtoc · Dec 16, 2018

Chloe dated the Man in the Moon.
He flew her there in a balloon

CDSinex · Dec 16, 2018

Chloe dated the Man in the Moon.
He flew her there in a balloon.
Soon the lack of air

-Riv- · Dec 16, 2018

Chloe dated the Man in the Moon.
He flew her there in a balloon.
Soon the lack of air
made her fret and despair

Marissa D · Dec 16, 2018

Chloe dated the Man in the Moon.
He flew her there in a balloon.
Soon the lack of air
made her fret and despair
So she dumped him and called him a goon.

Poor Moon Man next tried online dating

Woollybear · Dec 16, 2018

Poor Moon Man next tried online dating.
Cuz for four billion years he'd been waiting.

-Riv- · Dec 16, 2018

Poor Moon Man next tried online dating
Cuz for four billion years he'd been waiting.
He'd built up some dust

Woollybear · Dec 16, 2018

Poor Moon Man next tried online dating.
but his computer, it started vibrating.
"Oh no!" he exclaimed.

Woollybear · Dec 16, 2018

Double Limerick Time!!!!

Poor Moon Man next tried online dating.
but his computer, it started vibrating.
"Oh no!" he exclaimed,
"this hardware's so lame!"

Poor Moon Man next tried online dating
Cuz for four billion years he'd been waiting.
He'd built up some dust
(For moon-sex its a must)

-Riv- · Dec 16, 2018

Poor Moon Man next tried online dating.
but his computer, it started vibrating.
"Oh no!" he exclaimed,
"this hardware's so lame!
I'll end up alone and mismating!"

Poor Moon Man next tried online dating
Cuz for four billion years he'd been waiting.
He'd built up some dust
(For moon-sex its a must)
But he still got a damn one-star rating.

The Moon tried his luck on a tour bus

yesandno · Dec 17, 2018

The Moon tried his luck on a tour bus.
But the route they didn't discuss

porlock · Dec 17, 2018

The Moon tried his luck on a tour bus.
But the route they didn't discuss
he found a moon maid

-Riv- · Dec 17, 2018

The Moon tried his luck on a tour bus.
But the route they didn't discuss.
He found a moon maid
who had to be paid

Marissa D · Dec 17, 2018

The Moon tried his luck on a tour bus.
But the route they didn't discuss.
He found a moon maid
who had to be paid
then laughed at poor old Moonie's truss.

"That's it--I've had it!" Moon growled.

Laneer · Dec 17, 2018

I saw an old house for rent
I wondered if it was money well spent
I knocked on the door
The door fell to the floor
And that thought was one I repent.

-Riv- · Dec 17, 2018

"That's it--I've had it!" Moon growled.
He lurked and he crept and he prowled

Nymtoc · Dec 17, 2018

"That's it--I've had it!" Moon growled.
He lurked and he crept and he prowled
and threatened to sue

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