There once was a man named A. Weiner
Who had quite the lascivious demeanor.
He'd pick up his phone,
On the porcelain throne
Who had quite the lascivious demeanor.
He'd pick up his phone,
On the porcelain throne
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There once was a man named A. Weiner
Who had quite the lascivious demeanor.
He'd pick up his phone,
On the porcelain throne
And proceed to selfie his peener.
The elves had a shite attitude
Who had quite the lascivious demeanor.
He'd pick up his phone,
On the porcelain throne
And proceed to selfie his peener.
The elves had a shite attitude
The elves had a shite attitude,
to Santa they were downright rude.
They told him to stick it
Santa roared, "That's the ticket!"
to Santa they were downright rude.
They told him to stick it
Santa roared, "That's the ticket!"
The elves had a shite attitude,
to Santa they were downright rude.
They told him to stick it
Santa roared, "That's the ticket!
Now I'll find out what elves taste like stewed!"
There was a young reindeer who liked prancing
to Santa they were downright rude.
They told him to stick it
Santa roared, "That's the ticket!
Now I'll find out what elves taste like stewed!"
There was a young reindeer who liked prancing
There was a young reindeer who liked prancing
And Rudolph, he found it entrancing
Prancer called him a poseur
And Rudolph, he found it entrancing
Prancer called him a poseur
There was a young reindeer who liked prancing
And Rudolph, he found it entrancing
Prancer called him a poseur
who reeked of fake myrrh
And Rudolph, he found it entrancing
Prancer called him a poseur
who reeked of fake myrrh
There was a young reindeer who liked prancing
And Rudolph, he found it entrancing
Prancer called him a poseur
who reeked of fake myrrh
the deer claimed it was dill and kept dancing.
My stockings are up in the attic.
And Rudolph, he found it entrancing
Prancer called him a poseur
who reeked of fake myrrh
the deer claimed it was dill and kept dancing.
My stockings are up in the attic.
My stockings are up in the attic,
but my ankles and knees are rheumatic.
They are horribly weak
but my ankles and knees are rheumatic.
They are horribly weak
My stockings are up in the attic,
but my ankles and knees are rheumatic.
They are horribly weak,
and when climbing, I shriek
but my ankles and knees are rheumatic.
They are horribly weak,
and when climbing, I shriek
My stockings are up in the attic,
but my ankles and knees are rheumatic.
They are horribly weak,
and when climbing, I shriek
but when waltzing I get quite ecstatic.
My aunt has a voice like a trumpet
but my ankles and knees are rheumatic.
They are horribly weak,
and when climbing, I shriek
but when waltzing I get quite ecstatic.
My aunt has a voice like a trumpet
My aunt has a voice like a trumpet
She also is quite the strumpet.
She´s loud and obscene
And when drunk, can get mean
She also is quite the strumpet.
She´s loud and obscene
And when drunk, can get mean
My aunt has a voice like a trumpet
She also is quite the strumpet.
She´s loud and obscene
And when drunk, can get mean
So I stuff her pie hole with a crumpet.
I once knew a goat from the city
She also is quite the strumpet.
She´s loud and obscene
And when drunk, can get mean
So I stuff her pie hole with a crumpet.
I once knew a goat from the city
I once knew a goat from the city
for whom I felt terrible pity.
His beard was obscene
for whom I felt terrible pity.
His beard was obscene
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I once knew a goat from the city
for whom I felt terrible pity.
His beard was obscene,
it looked kind of green
for whom I felt terrible pity.
His beard was obscene,
it looked kind of green
I once knew a goat from the city
for whom I felt terrible pity.
His beard was obscene,
it looked kind of green,
but I'm weird, so I thought it looked pretty.
I spied Krampus crouched in the shrubbery
for whom I felt terrible pity.
His beard was obscene,
it looked kind of green,
but I'm weird, so I thought it looked pretty.
I spied Krampus crouched in the shrubbery
I spied Krampus crouched in the shrubbery
His lips looked disgustingly rubbery.
He was sharpening his teeth
His lips looked disgustingly rubbery.
He was sharpening his teeth
I spied Krampus crouched in the shrubbery
His lips looked disgustingly rubbery.
He was sharpening his teeth,
and said he'd be brief
His lips looked disgustingly rubbery.
He was sharpening his teeth,
and said he'd be brief