Limericks Still Live!

annetpfeffer · May 18, 2019

A ferret should not wear a thong,
'cept as footwear, when you hardly go wrong
But a fly that's in tights
is a fly that delights

-Riv- · May 18, 2019

A ferret should not wear a thong,
'cept as footwear, when you hardly go wrong.
But a fly that's in tights
is a fly that delights
in dancing ballet for a throng.

Oh where have the human folk gone?

Drachen Jager · May 18, 2019

Oh where have the human folk gone?
Are they watching Wrath of Khan?

-Riv- · May 18, 2019

Oh where have the human folk gone?
Are they watching Wrath of Khan?
Or are they more sneaky,

Drachen Jager · May 18, 2019

Oh where have the human folk gone?
Are they watching Wrath of Khan?
Or are they more sneaky,
gettin' dirty and freaky

CDSinex · May 19, 2019

Oh where have the human folk gone?
Are they watching Wrath of Khan?
Or are they more sneaky,
gettin' dirty and freaky,
while passing around a bong.

Did anyone think to bring chips?

Drachen Jager · May 19, 2019

Did anyone think to bring chips?
CD brought all the dips.

Alden · May 20, 2019

Did anyone think to bring chips?
CD brought all the dips.
What about the drinks,

Coddiwomple · May 20, 2019

Did anyone think to bring chips?
CD has brought all the dips.
What about the drinks?
The service here stinks!

Drachen Jager · May 20, 2019

Did anyone think to bring chips?
CD has brought all the dips.
What about the drinks?
The service here stinks!
I paid for first-class apocalypse!

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All night I play didgeridoo

Coddiwomple · May 21, 2019

All night I play didgeridoo
and dance with a drunk kangaroo

Marissa D · May 21, 2019

All night I play didgeridoo
and dance with a drunk kangaroo
His rhythm's quite bad

Coddiwomple · May 21, 2019

All night I play didgeridoo
and dance with a drunk kangaroo
His rhythm's quite bad
(He twerks like granddad)

Marissa D · May 21, 2019

All night I play didgeridoo
and dance with a drunk kangaroo
His rhythm's quite bad
(He twerks like granddad)
and frequently runs to the loo.

Fred and Ginger we never will be

Coddiwomple · May 21, 2019

Fred and Ginger we never will be
So instead, we’ll craft keen repartee

Drachen Jager · May 21, 2019

Fred and Ginger we never will be
So instead, we’ll craft keen repartee
When our writing turns sour

Coddiwomple · May 21, 2019

Fred and Ginger we never will be
So instead, we’ll craft keen repartee
When our writing turns sour
We'll drink beer in the shower

Marissa D · May 21, 2019

Fred and Ginger we never will be
So instead, we’ll craft keen repartee
When our writing turns sour
We'll drink beer in the shower
Dropping quips like Lord Peter Wimsey.

My near-sighted uncle is sure

Coddiwomple · May 21, 2019

My near-sighted uncle is sure
the glasses he wears are couture

oneblindmouse · May 21, 2019

My near-sighted uncle is sure
the glasses he wears are couture
though he bought them in Boots

Drachen Jager · May 21, 2019

My near-sighted uncle is sure
the glasses he wears are couture
though he bought them in Boots
they look like grapefruits

Sir_Nigel · May 22, 2019

My near-sighted uncle is sure
the glasses he wears are couture
though he bought them in Boots
they look like grapefruits
but he sadly still fell in the sewer.

He now not surprisingly pongs

Coddiwomple · May 22, 2019

He now not surprisingly pongs
For clean clothes he desperately longs

Sir_Nigel · May 22, 2019

He now not surprisingly pongs
For clean clothes he desperately longs
'til then he must whiff

Coddiwomple · May 22, 2019

He now not surprisingly pongs
For clean clothes he desperately longs
'til then he must whiff,
his trousers, so stiff

Limericks Still Live!

practical experience, FTW

The much appreciated

Professor of applied misanthropy

The much appreciated

Professor of applied misanthropy

Imagine something clever here.

Professor of applied misanthropy

shipwrecked in antiquity

Professor of applied misanthropy

shipwrecked in antiquity

Scribe of the girls in the basement

shipwrecked in antiquity

Scribe of the girls in the basement

shipwrecked in antiquity

Professor of applied misanthropy

shipwrecked in antiquity

Scribe of the girls in the basement

shipwrecked in antiquity

The new me

Professor of applied misanthropy

aka Dylan di Vilde

shipwrecked in antiquity

aka Dylan di Vilde

shipwrecked in antiquity