Limericks Still Live!
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With marmalade, lobster's divine,
the wannabe experts opine
I eat it with tripe,
there's no need to snipe
the wannabe experts opine
I eat it with tripe,
there's no need to snipe
With marmalade, lobster's divine,
the wannabe experts opine.
I eat it with tripe,
there's no need to snipe,
but none of the onions are mine.
Today there were hordes on the beach
the wannabe experts opine.
I eat it with tripe,
there's no need to snipe,
but none of the onions are mine.
Today there were hordes on the beach
Today there were hordes on the beach,
loudly coughing on all within reach.
Godzilla stomped out,
loudly coughing on all within reach.
Godzilla stomped out,
Today there were hordes on the beach,
loudly coughing on all within reach.
Godzilla stomped out,
a mask on his snout
loudly coughing on all within reach.
Godzilla stomped out,
a mask on his snout
Today there were hordes on the beach,
loudly coughing on all within reach.
Godzilla stomped out,
a mask on his snout
and an extra large bottle of bleach
When later they cleaned up the mess
loudly coughing on all within reach.
Godzilla stomped out,
a mask on his snout
and an extra large bottle of bleach
When later they cleaned up the mess
When later they cleaned up the mess,
the whole beach was a shrine to excess.
Such morons and fools
the whole beach was a shrine to excess.
Such morons and fools
When later they cleaned up the mess,
the whole beach was a shrine to excess.
Such morons and fools
had spit upon rules
the whole beach was a shrine to excess.
Such morons and fools
had spit upon rules
When later they cleaned up the mess,
the whole beach was a shrine to excess.
Such morons and fools
had spit upon rules
but I was there too I confess.
If everyone lived in a bubble
the whole beach was a shrine to excess.
Such morons and fools
had spit upon rules
but I was there too I confess.
If everyone lived in a bubble
If everyone lived in a bubble,
I think we could save ourselves trouble.
But when the air is spent,
I think we could save ourselves trouble.
But when the air is spent,
If everyone lived in a bubble,
I think we could save ourselves trouble.
But when the air is spent,
we can move to a tent
I think we could save ourselves trouble.
But when the air is spent,
we can move to a tent
If everyone lived in a bubble,
I think we could save ourselves trouble.
But when the air is spent,
we can move to a tent
and laugh as we live amid rubble.
Our leaders are shockingly dumb
I think we could save ourselves trouble.
But when the air is spent,
we can move to a tent
and laugh as we live amid rubble.
Our leaders are shockingly dumb
Our leaders are shockingly dumb,
unable to walk and chew gum.
The End Times are here!
So bring out the beer
unable to walk and chew gum.
The End Times are here!
So bring out the beer
Our leaders are shockingly dumb,
unable to walk and chew gum.
The End Times are here!
So bring out the beer
and the whiskey; at least we'll be numb.
Mosquitoes and ticks are the pits
unable to walk and chew gum.
The End Times are here!
So bring out the beer
and the whiskey; at least we'll be numb.
Mosquitoes and ticks are the pits
Mosquitoes and ticks are the pits,
And the louses with all of their nits.
But add a cheese sauce,
And the louses with all of their nits.
But add a cheese sauce,
Mosquitoes and ticks are the pits,
And the louses with all of their nits.
But add a cheese sauce
And a flea from a horse
And the louses with all of their nits.
But add a cheese sauce
And a flea from a horse
Mosquitoes and ticks are the pits,
And the louses with all of their nits.
But add a cheese sauce
And a flea from a horse
and you’ll know that this room ain’t the Ritz!
Aunt Miriam suffered from gas
And the louses with all of their nits.
But add a cheese sauce
And a flea from a horse
and you’ll know that this room ain’t the Ritz!
Aunt Miriam suffered from gas