A mysterious lady called Faye
Moved into the flat yesterday
She was swathed in gray gauze
I suspect it's becauseMoved into the flat yesterday
She was swathed in gray gauze
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A mysterious lady called Faye
Moved into the flat yesterday
She was swathed in gray gauze
I suspect it's because,
Like Trump, she's turned orange (they say).
The tanning bed may be to blame
Moved into the flat yesterday
She was swathed in gray gauze
I suspect it's because,
Like Trump, she's turned orange (they say).
The tanning bed may be to blame
The tanning bed may be to blame
For Roberta awaking aflame
but despite her near roasting
and overcooked toasting
For Roberta awaking aflame
but despite her near roasting
and overcooked toasting
The tanning bed may be to blame
For Roberta awaking aflame
but despite her near roasting
and overcooked toasting
She has risen with fortune and fame
For Roberta awaking aflame
but despite her near roasting
and overcooked toasting
She has risen with fortune and fame
It's still cold, but they say that it's Spring
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It's still cold, but they say that it's Spring
and that means the daylight will bring
more melting of snow
and that means the daylight will bring
more melting of snow
It's still cold, but they say that it's Spring
and that means the daylight will bring
more melting of snow,
and mud season, though
and that means the daylight will bring
more melting of snow,
and mud season, though
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It's still cold, but they say that it's Spring
and that means the daylight will bring
more melting of snow,
and mud season, though
the sparrows and finches will sing.
Our Leader is golfing again
and that means the daylight will bring
more melting of snow,
and mud season, though
the sparrows and finches will sing.
Our Leader is golfing again
Our Leader is golfing again
That makes--what? Game nine-hundred-and-ten?
as balls go a-flying
That makes--what? Game nine-hundred-and-ten?
as balls go a-flying
Our Leader is golfing again
That makes--what? Game nine-hundred-ten?
You'd think he'd get better,
That makes--what? Game nine-hundred-ten?
You'd think he'd get better,
Our Leader is golfing again
That makes--what? Game nine-hundred-ten?
You'd think he'd get better
In that MAGA sweater,
That makes--what? Game nine-hundred-ten?
You'd think he'd get better
In that MAGA sweater,
Our Leader is golfing again
That makes--what? Game nine-hundred-ten?
You'd think he'd get better
In that MAGA sweater,
and singing of Volga Boatmen.
I hate when I have to go first
That makes--what? Game nine-hundred-ten?
You'd think he'd get better
In that MAGA sweater,
and singing of Volga Boatmen.
I hate when I have to go first
I hate when I have to go first
My ideas are always the worst
But today I’m inspired
Fired up and hot-wired
If I get any hotter I’ll burst.
He leapt up and shouted Eureka!
My ideas are always the worst
But today I’m inspired
Fired up and hot-wired
If I get any hotter I’ll burst.
He leapt up and shouted Eureka!
He leapt up and shouted Eureka!
Thus becoming the world's first known streaker (hey, I'm from Boston. I'm allowed to make a rhyme like that.)
Thus becoming the world's first known streaker (hey, I'm from Boston. I'm allowed to make a rhyme like that.)
He leapt up and shouted Eureka!
Thus becoming the world's first known streaker.
As he pranced through the crowd
His screams were so loudThus becoming the world's first known streaker.
As he pranced through the crowd
He leapt up and shouted Eureka!
Thus becoming the world's first known streaker.
As he pranced through the crowd
His screams were so loud
They upset the jar of paprika
A warlock stood out in the rain
Thus becoming the world's first known streaker.
As he pranced through the crowd
His screams were so loud
They upset the jar of paprika
A warlock stood out in the rain