My aunt has a dog that plays chess, But his tactics with knights are a mess. He slobbers and drools
And takes us for fools
and causes humongous distress.
Someday I'll be richer than Rich, my poor friend who sleeps in a ditch.
But right now I'm quite broke,
For a respectable bloke.
All I'll say is, "Life is a bitch."
Startled, he leapt from the bed. "Where am I? What happened?" he said.
A nurse pushed him back
But then a duck quacked,
and he staggered and fell on his head.
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