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TWOFER TIME! :roll:

The putter was dipped in curare,
which he'd bought on a recent safari
he brandished it madly
whilst crying out sadly,
"I told you I want calamari!"

The putter was dipped in curare,
which he'd bought on a recent safari
he brandished it madly,
which ended quite sadly
'neath the wheels of a speeding Ferrari.

Now here is a word to the wise:



 
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Now here is a word to the wise:
Rub into marmalade onto your thighs
 

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Now here is a word to the wise:
Rub marmalade onto your thighs,
and if there's any left
 
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Now here is a word to the wise:
Rub marmalade onto your thighs,
and if there's any left
make sure it gets chef'd
 

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Now here is a word to the wise:
Rub marmalade onto your thighs,
and if there's any left
make sure it gets chef'd
and you might have a pleasant surprise.




She looked like a prissy librarian
 

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She looked like a prissy librarian,
when caught with a local Rotarian.
Together the pair
 
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She looked like a prissy librarian,
when caught with a local Rotarian.
Together the pair,
left their lovers' lair
 

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She looked like a prissy librarian,
when caught with a local Rotarian.
Together the pair,
left their lovers' lair
And found a small bottle of barium.

This discovery was rather alarming

 

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This discovery was rather alarming,
Especially for those into pharming.
 

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This discovery was rather alarming,
Especially for those into pharming.
If you make your own pills
 

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This discovery was rather alarming,
Especially for those into pharming.
If you make your own pills
without knowing the drills,
 

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This discovery was rather alarming,
Especially for those into pharming.
If you make your own pills
without knowing the drills,
it's only yourself you'll be harming.

Lucretia went shopping one day
 

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Lucretia went shopping one day,
rich people are funny that way.
(Lucretia shares the same latin root as lucrative)
 

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Lucretia went shopping one day,
rich people are funny that way.
She bought a dictator,
 

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Lucretia went shopping one day,
rich people are funny that way.
She bought a dictator,
(she would deal with him later)
 

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Lucretia went shopping one day,
rich people are funny that way.
She bought a dictator;
she would deal with him later
when she was at home and could play.

She also bought burgers and beer


 

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She also bought burgers and beer,
and then called all her friends, most dear.
 

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She also bought burgers and beer,
and then called all her friends, most dear.
But nobody came
 

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She also bought burgers and beer,and then called all her friends, most dear.But nobody cameWhich was a great shame
 

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She also bought burgers and beer,
and then called all her friends, most dear.
But nobody came
Which was a great shame
and caused all her rivals to sneer.

She wiped bitter tears from her eyes
 

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She wiped bitter tears from her eyes,
As she listed those she most despised,
 

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She wiped bitter tears from her eyes,
As she listed those she most despised.
Her handwriting, quite neat
 

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She wiped bitter tears from her eyes,
As she listed those she most despised.
Her handwriting, quite neat,
which was quite a feat
 

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She wiped bitter tears from her eyes,
As she listed those she most despised.
Her handwriting, quite neat,
which was quite a feat,
in bright purple ink, I surmise.

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