Our marriage, they said, would not work
"You're a diva and he's a big jerk"
Yet we proved them wrong
Like Fay and King Kong
When we see them, we can't help but smirk.
I know it was Kirk who removed them
He left clues: a small piece of plant stem,
A green tennis shoe
And a sock that was blue
The objects pointed directly at him.
He was singing a song about Napoli
Where the mastiff pups are so roly-poly
They steal pizza crusts
For their puppy-food lust
Then swallow my cheese ravioli.
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