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Our marriage, they said, would not work
"You're a diva and he's a big jerk"
Yet we proved them wrong
Like Fay and King Kong
 

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Our marriage, they said, would not work
"You're a diva and he's a big jerk"
Yet we proved them wrong
Like Fay and King Kong
When we see them, we can't help but smirk.


I once owned a pair of blue shoes
 

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I once owned a pair of blue shoes,
which, sadly, I happened to lose.
I wore them to work
But a co-worker named Kirk
 

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I know it was Kirk who removed them
He left clues: a small piece of plant stem,
A green tennis shoe
 

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I know it was Kirk who removed them
He left clues: a small piece of plant stem,
A green tennis shoe
And a sock that was blue.
 

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Somewhere in my mind... it echoes in here ...
I know it was Kirk who removed them
He left clues: a small piece of plant stem,
A green tennis shoe
And a sock that was blue
The objects pointed directly at him.

Larry told Bess a story
 

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Larry told Bess a story
To relieve her care and worry
But he rambled so long.
 

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Larry told Bess a story
To relieve her care and worry
But he rambled so long
She forgot what was wrong
As Dean Martin said: ’That’s Amore’

He was singing a song about Napoli
 

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Google saver: Neapolitan Mastiff is a breed of dog.



He was singing a song about Napoli
Where the mastiff pups are roly-poly.