The thread in which Haggis now talks to himself

PorterStarrByrd · Jan 23, 2013

Like anybody is going to notice that ... this ain't a conclave of the year book staff looking for quotes, ya know.

Silent Rob · Jan 23, 2013

parumpdragon said:
Runs through Cabbie fully clothed, throwing confetti and chocolates - runs back out.

...straight into Ted's van.

Awesome parking skills, dude!

NinaK · Jan 23, 2013

cray said:
*checks reps*

ack! et tu, nina?

They said there'd be meatloaf,

they lied.

Gilroy Cullen · Jan 23, 2013

parumpdragon said:
Runs through Cabbie fully clothed, throwing confetti and chocolates - runs back out.

Yeah, I give it a six for the chocolate and the jiggle, but it can't be higher since it was a fully clothed dash...

parumpdragon · Jan 23, 2013

good.

PorterStarrByrd · Jan 23, 2013

grief

swachski · Jan 23, 2013

cray said:
oh gawd. wft.

*re-kills self*

It's nearly impossible to get rid of dead batteries these days..

PorterStarrByrd · Jan 23, 2013

I just toss them into the lake.

Jaycinth · Jan 23, 2013

Silent Rob said:
Now, now.

Young ladies who act all gangsta up in here don't get to see what Sir Tom has in his sack.

ETA: You too, Jay.

I'll give you Fifty Cent ~~if it's Ludicrous.~~

Jaycinth · Jan 23, 2013

PorterStarrByrd said:
I just toss them into the lake.

GREAT IDEA!!!!

***tosses Silent Rob into Porter's lake***

parumpdragon · Jan 23, 2013

Jaycinth said:
GREAT IDEA!!!!

***tosses Silent Rob into Porter's lake***

I think I read that wrong

Silent Rob · Jan 23, 2013

Nope, you read it right, pd.

Jaycinth is uncommonly strong.

swachski · Jan 23, 2013

Or you're uncommonly petite..

Jaycinth · Jan 23, 2013

I'm uncommon. That's a fact.

PorterStarrByrd · Jan 23, 2013

common mistake

TedTheewen · Jan 23, 2013

Being uncommon is fun but hard to hide from cops.

swachski · Jan 23, 2013

That's an uncommon misconception..

PorterStarrByrd · Jan 23, 2013

TedTheewen said:
Being uncommon is fun but hard to hide from cops.

Why do they always side with the vanerable?

TedTheewen · Jan 23, 2013

Appearances matter to the shallow. That's why whenever the police come over I put on a pirate hat, bikini and cowboy boots with bells on them. It sends the right message.

swachski · Jan 23, 2013

ehem..

TedTheewen · Jan 23, 2013

Oh, I'm totally committed!

kenthepen · Jan 23, 2013

Similar disguise element with muppets. They puff themselves up to look fearsome and to attract mates, but in fact they're mostly fur.

TedTheewen · Jan 23, 2013

Don't knock furries, dude!

kenthepen · Jan 23, 2013

Not knocking them, just explaining why they're easy to throw in the lake.

swachski · Jan 23, 2013

yeah, and they're more like ducks than witches..

..and small stones..

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