Do You Think You Could Respond To This? (Part II)

Nymtoc · Nov 25, 2020

Isn't there a certain Captain Obsolete in the news now?

druid12000 · Nov 25, 2020

Is he related to Captain Crunch?

CDSinex · Nov 27, 2020

Are you asking about Captain Crunch, the cereal killer?

oneblindmouse · Nov 27, 2020

Is he the brother of Captain Hook, the upholsterer?

druid12000 · Nov 27, 2020

Wasn't he a back up singer for Captain and Tennille?

Nymtoc · Nov 27, 2020

Didn't they tour Australia with Captain Kangaroo?

druid12000 · Nov 28, 2020

Didn't he start the dance craze 'The Hop'?

CDSinex · Nov 30, 2020

"The Hop", as in hopped up on drugs?

Nymtoc · Dec 1, 2020

Wasn't it really based on the old George Gershwin song "Kangaroo Hop"?

druid12000 · Dec 1, 2020

Didn't he play between kangaroo boxing matches?

Nymtoc · Dec 1, 2020

And didn't he alternate with Rolf Harris singing his 1960 hit "Tie Me Kangaroo Down, Sport"?

oneblindmouse · Dec 1, 2020

Did he paint as well as Rolf Harris?

CDSinex · Dec 1, 2020

Is he still in prison?

Nymtoc · Dec 1, 2020

Didn't the Australian Recording Industry Association remove him from the ARIA Hall of Fame, and don't you think that's punishment enough for a few little instances of pedophilia?

druid12000 · Dec 1, 2020

Didn't they endorse a Paul Hogan campfire song compilation?

oneblindmouse · Dec 2, 2020

Did Hogan waltz with Matilda?

druid12000 · Dec 2, 2020

Didn't she try to turn him into a wallaby?

CDSinex · Dec 2, 2020

Speaking of marsupials, did you know that the Japanese word for 'to think', ka-n-ga-e-ru, sounds a lot like the way they say 'kangaroo', ka-n-ga-rū?

druid12000 · Dec 2, 2020

Should we infer that kangaroos are our intellectual superiors?

Nymtoc · Dec 2, 2020

Aren't they our intellectual superiors, having invented a handy pouch to carry their babies in, instead of having to schlepp them around in awkward contraptions and bags?

druid12000 · Dec 3, 2020

Should we inaugurate them now as our Supreme Overlords?

Nymtoc · Dec 23, 2020

Don't we already have Supreme Overlords (disguised as benevolent government officials)?

druid12000 · Dec 23, 2020

Isn't a disguise only effective if it fools the viewer?

CDSinex · Dec 23, 2020

Isn't that only the case when the viewers are fools?

druid12000 · Dec 23, 2020

Isn't it foolish to view a fool?

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