Do You Think You Could Respond To This? (Part II)

Drachen Jager · May 21, 2019

Have you seen yourself dance?

CDSinex · May 21, 2019

Dancing keeps him from singing, doesn't it?

Drachen Jager · May 21, 2019

Is his singing really that bad?

InkFingers · May 21, 2019

Does it hurt the ears and destroy hope?

CDSinex · May 21, 2019

Doesn't it also give the listener a nose bleed?

Nymtoc · May 21, 2019

Have you forgotten that I used to sing at the Met?*

*Metropolitan Take-Home Diner on Broome Street. between Wooster Street and West Broadway (karaoke on weekends)

Michael Myers · May 21, 2019

A capella or au jus?

Drachen Jager · May 21, 2019

Are you implying there could be anything holy about his singing?

Michael Myers · May 21, 2019

What did the eldest oyster say?

Drachen Jager · May 21, 2019

Do the oysters talk to you?

Michael Myers · May 21, 2019

Do I look like a walrus?

Azdaphel · May 22, 2019

Aren't you more of a carpenter?

oneblindmouse · May 22, 2019

Wood you mind if he was?

Drachen Jager · May 22, 2019

Can't you get arrested for showing off your wood in public?

Nymtoc · May 22, 2019

Are you talking from personal experience?

M.S. Wiggins · May 22, 2019

Are you asking as a potential witness?

Nymtoc · May 22, 2019

Must I tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth?

oneblindmouse · May 22, 2019

Who are you to judge?

Nymtoc · May 22, 2019

Didn't I judge the pumpkin pie contest at the county fair?

oneblindmouse · May 22, 2019

Didn't you award the first prize to your great aunt Jemima?

Nymtoc · May 22, 2019

Was there anything wrong with that?

oneblindmouse · May 22, 2019

Have you never heard of corruption or nepotism?

Nymtoc · May 22, 2019

Didn't she call me her "dear little boo-boo" when I was a child?

oneblindmouse · May 22, 2019

Did you remind her of a small cartoon bear?

Nymtoc · May 22, 2019

How should I know?

Do You Think You Could Respond To This? (Part II)

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