I've read the Faq, so I know that you cannot change your own username. However, due to my sporadic nature and inherent inconsistency...
I.
Want.
A.
New.
Username!
And soon. But since the laws against the multiple account thing are currently scaring the wits outta me, I thought I should probably ask:
If I can't change my Username, would creating a new account with the username I want be a ban-able offense? Would be an offense at all?

Either way though, I need to change this crappy username into something good.
And thanks in advance peeps.