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- Mar 27, 2012
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So I woke up this morning, stumbled to the kitchen, and as I was pouring dairy creamer over my bowl of Bran Buddies, I thought to myself, "gee, being white sure is boring. I mean, I still need a pretty white girl for my paranormal romance - because duh, this is YA - but vampires and werewolves and angels and demons are so played out, and I just - "
Then my roving eye alit on the cereal box, and the colorful cartoon features of Kung-Fu Krunchee became my muse.
"-that's IT! I'll make her a ninja! No wait, a samurai, and she can FIGHT ninjas, because she's a reincarnated samurai! That's so girl power! And then I can give her some cool samurai name, like - oh, what was that one from Sailor Moon? SENSHI. That's awesome. Then her love interest will be easy, cuz I can just make him all hot and ethnic - like, a smoldering dojo-master with a Fu Manchu tache, the works - so he doesn't have to sparkle when he stalks her because he's EXOTIC, dammit. No need to fire up Google - I'll call him Kim. That's definitely Asian, because Star Trek always gets it right. Eat me, Smeyer - THIS is going to top the charts!"
So I fired up my computer to start writing Bushido Blonde -
- and was GUTTED to find out that somebody beat me to it.
So take it from me, friends: vampires are out, ethnic is in. Don't get caught behind the times: pick your favorite kind of takeout, or one of the ethnic Superfriends, and cram some color into your manuscript, STAT.
Then my roving eye alit on the cereal box, and the colorful cartoon features of Kung-Fu Krunchee became my muse.
"-that's IT! I'll make her a ninja! No wait, a samurai, and she can FIGHT ninjas, because she's a reincarnated samurai! That's so girl power! And then I can give her some cool samurai name, like - oh, what was that one from Sailor Moon? SENSHI. That's awesome. Then her love interest will be easy, cuz I can just make him all hot and ethnic - like, a smoldering dojo-master with a Fu Manchu tache, the works - so he doesn't have to sparkle when he stalks her because he's EXOTIC, dammit. No need to fire up Google - I'll call him Kim. That's definitely Asian, because Star Trek always gets it right. Eat me, Smeyer - THIS is going to top the charts!"
So I fired up my computer to start writing Bushido Blonde -
- and was GUTTED to find out that somebody beat me to it.
So take it from me, friends: vampires are out, ethnic is in. Don't get caught behind the times: pick your favorite kind of takeout, or one of the ethnic Superfriends, and cram some color into your manuscript, STAT.