OK, how about this one:
Donald Rumsfeld is giving President Bush his daily briefing, and
concludes by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed in
an accident"
"Oh No", the President exclaims. "That's terrible".
His staff sit there, stunned at this display of emotion, nervously
watching as the President slumps, head in hands. Finally the
President looks up and asks...
"How many is a Brazillion?"
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Does this count as a pun?