**WARNING - GRAPHIC** - The List of Things I Never Thought I Would Say

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Last night I was talking to my husband after putting in a couple of writing hours and asked, "Hey, can you check out my latest b**w job scene?"

It was only afterward, that I realized I could add it to the list of things I never thought I would say.
 
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Mods - if this is inappropriate - I am truly sorry. If you'd like me to delete it, please let me know.
 

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I can't get in to delete it, or edit the title.


I am sorry - if a Mod sees fit to close the thread, please do so. I don't want to cause any troubles on the board.
 

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Well before the thread is closed, I can add that that particular phrase has gone on the list of things I know I'll never say. :)
 

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Your thread is fine, although it may need to be moved to the NC-17 section soon, knowing some of my fellow erotica writers...

While describing one of my latest sales to my husband, "It's gay incest, so I don't know if you'll be interested in editing for me this time..."
 

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Mods - if this is inappropriate - I am truly sorry. If you'd like me to delete it, please let me know.
Michelle, since you went to the trouble to asterisk the term some people might find offensive, I think it's fine--unless you're uncomfortable with it, in which case you can certainly choose to edit it. (Many people use the feature which colors potentially-offensive text white, to match the background, adding [Highlight to Read] after it.

Maybe you'd like to add a warning to the subject line, something along the lines of [Adult Content]? From the original post, select Edit, then choose Go Advanced. You'll see a line that contains the title, which you can then edit, and save the changes.

Maryn, glad people are sensitive to such matters
 

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While writing my first menage scene I said to my husband:

"Hon, I'm having trouble figuring out where all these hands and things need to go. Can we go buy some porn so I can do some research?"

Needless to say, hubby had the car keys and was headed to the car almost before I had finished asking the question. :e2brows:
 

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While writing my first menage scene I said to my husband:

"Hon, I'm having trouble figuring out where all these hands and things need to go. Can we go buy some porn so I can do some research?"

Needless to say, hubby had the car keys and was headed to the car almost before I had finished asking the question. :e2brows:

And I have sneakily added this to the list of things the wife will never say, probably ;-)

But seriously though, buy porn? Its free. Everywhere.
 

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While writing my first menage scene I said to my husband:

"Hon, I'm having trouble figuring out where all these hands and things need to go. Can we go buy some porn so I can do some research?"

Needless to say, hubby had the car keys and was headed to the car almost before I had finished asking the question. :e2brows:

Rent Wild Things. Having watched the movie twice, and the menage scene 714 times, I can honestly recommend this film.
 

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Rent Wild Things. Having watched the movie twice, and the menage scene 714 times, I can honestly recommend this film.

I have that movie. I forgot that scene was even in there. I'll have to go back and look at it.

Also, WOW. 714?? Really??
 

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While writing my first menage scene I said to my husband:

"Hon, I'm having trouble figuring out where all these hands and things need to go. Can we go buy some porn so I can do some research?"

Needless to say, hubby had the car keys and was headed to the car almost before I had finished asking the question. :e2brows:
I bought three 12-inch artists' mannequins from American Science and Surplus, where the price was excellent. Sometimes I could use a fourth, but mostly two will do.

Not that porn is a bad approach, but the people on the video often refuse to pose as required. The mannequins are far more cooperative.

Maryn, who's got them sitting on the edge of the desk
 

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I bought three 12-inch artists' mannequins from American Science and Surplus, where the price was excellent. Sometimes I could use a fourth, but mostly two will do.

Not that porn is a bad approach, but the people on the video often refuse to pose as required. The mannequins are far more cooperative.

Maryn, who's got them sitting on the edge of the desk

I Love this idea! And I know what you mean about the people in the videos. I keep yelling at them to move a certain way, but they just won't listen to me!
 

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I bought three 12-inch artists' mannequins from American Science and Surplus, where the price was excellent. Sometimes I could use a fourth, but mostly two will do.

Mannequins are fine, but to get the dimensions right, you really have to take it to the lab and check it out.

REMAINDER OF POST MOVED TO NC-17 SECTION. (What suddenly made me so self-conscious?)
 
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REMAINDER OF POST MOVED TO NC-17 SECTION. (What suddenly made me so self-conscious?)


I posted it here, since I don't have the password. If a mod wants to move it, that's fine, but would it be possible for me to get the password? I verify that I am 21 plus 17 years.
 

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I bought three 12-inch artists' mannequins from American Science and Surplus, where the price was excellent. Sometimes I could use a fourth, but mostly two will do.

Not that porn is a bad approach, but the people on the video often refuse to pose as required. The mannequins are far more cooperative.

Maryn, who's got them sitting on the edge of the desk

I use my Poser software if I need help to visualize what all needs to go where, especially when the heights of varying participants need to be taken into account.
 

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I use my Poser software if I need help to visualize what all needs to go where, especially when the heights of varying participants need to be taken into account.

That would have been nice to know about 7 novels ago.

Now I want to go back and check every sex scene ever written by me for inaccuracies.
 

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Things I never thought would be said to me: "I didn't want to tell you while you were inside me, but there was a badger watching us the whole time."
 

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I posted it here, since I don't have the password. If a mod wants to move it, that's fine, but would it be possible for me to get the password? I verify that I am 21 plus 17 years.

Same here - no password. <sigh>
 
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Okey-doke, let me clarify the password business. For legal reasons, Mac (the owner of the place) needs to keep people under 21 out of the password-protected parts of this board and our SYW (Share Your Work) board.

But if you are 21 or older, getting it is pretty easy. Send a PM (private message) to me or veinglory asking for the password and saying flat-out that you are 21 or older, and you'll get the password within minutes of our seeing your message.

We ask that you not lie about your age. We don't want any legal troubles from having minors exposed to adult materials. (One you're past 30, if you want to lie about your age, you got the green light from me.)

I'm online more during the day, almost never in the evening, if that affects who you contact.

Maryn, who'll be away a lot today, however