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Write one of the most unusual short stories you can think of. This may be a good way to release mental tension in your writing. Try to write it straight through from the top of your head without going back and editing too much. Then at the end, give it a title.
See where your mind leads you.
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Dynomite Larry crashed his spacetraveling bananaship into Australia and sunk the entire country. Adam Sandler hopped on the back of Oprah and yelled, "Go", slapping her behind as she galloped to the rescue of the drowning Aussies!
"You would think all that surfing would have prepared them for the demise of Dynomite Larry's spacetraveling intoxication" said Bill O'Reilly. "Instead they could but pray that Oprah's thick buttermilk thighs would bring justice and not death to an entire country" said Sean Hannity.
"The world hanged by a string, without Aussies what would we do" said Mike Tyson.
Oprah frantically galloped as her book club members cheered her on as passerbys. This fueled her energy to an all time high, making her invisible to the point where she passed through time unseen. But then, suddenly she stopped.
It was Dr. Phil, her long time lover and secret companion who had secretly been posing as Dynomite Larry. She was shocked that he would make such an effort to destroy a country of kangaroos and convicts. But little did she know that he was trying that for years with his books!
"The torture must stop" yelled Sandler. He rushed Phil, head butting him in the gut! The explosive nature of the jello blast shook the surface of Australia BACK above sea level!
The people where saved! Oprah and Sandler where so excited that Oprah jumped on Sandler's back to ride him back to the States!
Unfortunately she crushed his spine into dust and he fell upon the ground and was eaten by wallabees. Oprah then wrote a book about it, putting the book on her must read list. She titled it...
"Oprah Goes Down Under"
subtitled.."One Man Dies..So A Country Can Live"
See where your mind leads you.
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Dynomite Larry crashed his spacetraveling bananaship into Australia and sunk the entire country. Adam Sandler hopped on the back of Oprah and yelled, "Go", slapping her behind as she galloped to the rescue of the drowning Aussies!
"You would think all that surfing would have prepared them for the demise of Dynomite Larry's spacetraveling intoxication" said Bill O'Reilly. "Instead they could but pray that Oprah's thick buttermilk thighs would bring justice and not death to an entire country" said Sean Hannity.
"The world hanged by a string, without Aussies what would we do" said Mike Tyson.
Oprah frantically galloped as her book club members cheered her on as passerbys. This fueled her energy to an all time high, making her invisible to the point where she passed through time unseen. But then, suddenly she stopped.
It was Dr. Phil, her long time lover and secret companion who had secretly been posing as Dynomite Larry. She was shocked that he would make such an effort to destroy a country of kangaroos and convicts. But little did she know that he was trying that for years with his books!
"The torture must stop" yelled Sandler. He rushed Phil, head butting him in the gut! The explosive nature of the jello blast shook the surface of Australia BACK above sea level!
The people where saved! Oprah and Sandler where so excited that Oprah jumped on Sandler's back to ride him back to the States!
Unfortunately she crushed his spine into dust and he fell upon the ground and was eaten by wallabees. Oprah then wrote a book about it, putting the book on her must read list. She titled it...
"Oprah Goes Down Under"
subtitled.."One Man Dies..So A Country Can Live"
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