Anyone here from another planet? Which one?
- lol just joking. I'm so bored and have so much to write today.
- lol just joking. I'm so bored and have so much to write today.
Alien [thread relocated from International]
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I come from that new planet they discovered. I do not know if you know the name, so I won't bother you with it. I came here 6 years ago to discover what humans have against us aliens... I will return shortly!
Makes me laugh, the way humans assume all life forms live on planets. And give the planets names, too. You label ev-er-y-thing. It's like a disease. Hurry up and evolve.
*looks around*
Yup. Definite alien infestation. It's gonna take the heavy-duty pesticides to clean it out...
Yup. Definite alien infestation. It's gonna take the heavy-duty pesticides to clean it out...
I've been told I was from another planet, but I don't believe it. I just think I'm some kind of mutant offspring of some long dormant breed of something left over from the Cambrian Explosion.
Oh, and therein lies a story...
Oh, and therein lies a story...
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You know that asteroid belt between here and Mars...
Yeah, well, we pumped so much super-slippery chemicals just under the surface in an effort to extract more natural gas... that the hemispheres flipped on the axis...
of course that was thousands of years ago, right after we landed in Mexico.
Yeah, well, we pumped so much super-slippery chemicals just under the surface in an effort to extract more natural gas... that the hemispheres flipped on the axis...
of course that was thousands of years ago, right after we landed in Mexico.
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*starts running from the Zombie Thread Apocalypse, then realizes the Earth is (still mostly) round, so what's the point*
My family insists that I'm an alien, but I'm not too sure. Haven't really seen much proof, except that I'm so opposite to my siblings it's kind of ridiculous.
Aliens gave us the steam engine, manned space flight and infomercials.
You have to take the good with the bad.
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You can differ significantly from your siblings simply through your incubating parent fertilising her egg with the seed from a different mate. It's a fairly common human mating strategy. I'm not saying that is the cause in your case, I mean, yeah, it's probably because one parent was a six-toed alien, something like that.
I find it interesting that you are defending aliens...*looks closely for signs of antennae.
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You can differ significantly from your siblings simply through your incubating parent fertilising her egg with the seed from a different mate. It's a fairly common human mating strategy. I'm not saying that is the cause in your case, I mean, yeah, it's probably because one parent was a six-toed alien, something like that.
I'm quite different from my brother and sister.
What are you trying to tell me!?
I don't know your circumstances, Cliff Face, so I can't give you specific information, but if your incubating parent is still in her pre-death phase, you could ask her how you became a zygote and who was involved.
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*looks closely for signs of antennae.
You reallywouldn't want to discover the indentityan alien, some of
*looks for proper sized killet*
