Clerihews

Nigel Farage
is all too easy to disparage
so, let's say a nice thing or two
about him . . . I've got nothing. How about you?

It is the tale of Poetinahat and Nymtoc
who, for a long time, have been alone and away from the flock
but, io and behold, others have joined to play their game
and now, not alone anymore, nothing will be the same

Jeremy Corbyn
Refuses to save his country from the mess it is in.
A Eurosceptic despite his party's Europhile views,
He just wants an election, which would only confuse.

Macron, our president
Everywhere wanted to be present
He went far and wide hearing all the people plea
Still, in any of his actions, wrong is he

Rudolph William Giuliani
should kiss my fanny
and frankly, he should kiss our collective rump.
This fawner was a hero before Trump.

Rene Alexander Acosta
dead ringer for Admiral Akbar Calamari
we hardly knew ye
but are thrilled to have lostya