Hi, I'm Black. I'm a lady. I wrote a long post....
I thought the video was funny and funny because it's true. And true because that's not what people who are genuinely racist say, It's what your white friends will say to you because they want to be able to relate to you. I probably say weird things to white friends about sunburn and casseroles... It's just nice to know that there is a common experience sometimes, like having the same job or car or step mother.
On "nigga," I don't say it and I think it sounds stupid when people do. It sounds like some kind of false bravado. I see it more as a culture thing than a color thing. If there's a gang (meant literally) of Hispanics, whites, and blacks and they're all saying "nigga this and that," it all sounds the same to me. And they all sound like people I wouldn't really want to talk to.
On things people say that they don't realize might be offensive: "You're so lucky, you're tan year round." Fuck you. I'm black, say it again and say "black" instead of "tan." See how much sense you're making then...
Because my hair is natural and big, people loooooove to just get up in it. It's worse when it's the in-laws. "I love you're hair, it's so exciting (really?). I wish I could just have such thick curly hair, it would be so much easier." I like to explain to people that It's not even remotely easy to maintain my hair. Then i get worried that I must be giving off the impression that I don't actually comb my hair...
On hair. Oh, dear god. years of chemical burns and sitting in hood salons (literally, a salon set up in a space being rented on the ground floor of a building in the projects) where you wait all day just to get treated like shit... I went natural. Sadly, I went back to relaxer-- but the home kits. Once I got the relaxer on a chunk of hair and in flopped down in my eye. Yup, I got relaxer (sodium hydroxide) in my eye. I rushed and washed it out and had my husband (Asian-white) read the paper and to see if there was anything else I should do.
Well, that man and his morbid curiosity, he kept reading and he was straight up horrified. "Why would anyone ever put this near their bodies?!"
"To straighten their hair..."
"It says to cover your hair but don't let it touch your scalp or skin... how is that even possible."
"Well, you do. just not for long... because then you'd get burns. Remember in college I use to say my mom burned me with the relaxer?"
"Those are chemical burns! Like acid. It's literally acid."
"So, you won't let me relax our kids hair?"
"Why do you hate out future kids? I'm tempted to keep you away from my wife..."
I decided to invest in heavy conditioners (Paul Mitchell is AMAZING) and instead of going "natural" with softened roots, actually just do it.
I straightened my hair with a blow dryer and iron the other day and Husband was very pleased. He said the house smelled like burned hair for hours but it's worth it over the alternative.