Comedy Cabaret--2012 Road Trip

All!

Hi, Tater. Is that some kind of Germany word?

i thought tot was taking a self ban for school?

cray said:

i thought tot was taking a self ban for school?

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That's qW. I think.

oh, thank dawgs he's gone.
what. a. db.



don't tell him i said that.

Haggis said:

Hi, Tater. Is that some kind of Germany word?

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It's German for "Please pass the mastadon."

it's a bit archaic and few besides tourists use it.

robeiae said:

*tells Cella what cray said about her*

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wait. no. i liked cella. that dude was ok.

i'm talking about douchey mcdouchebag - quickwit.

Silent Rob said:

More to the point, wth was your tea in the microwave?

Haven't you seen Memoirs of a Geisha?

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My tea was reheating. Thank you.

The book wasn't supposed to be in the microwave. I said I got distracted, and ended up with singed book.


Thank the Lord it wasn't BBQed book.



*Morning guys.

Wait, you singed your book in a microwave? What kind of "microwave" is this, exactly? The pull-start kind?

robeiae said:

Wait, you singed your book in a microwave? What kind of "microwave" is this, exactly? The pull-start kind?

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Yes, I singed my book.

It now has two small perl sized holes in the cover.

Apparently there was metal or chemical, or something in the paint/printing that does not like the microwave.


~I saw two little trails of smoke after three seconds, when I looked in at my mug (sitting on top of it).

Thank goodness I did not leave the microwave to go do something else while I waited for my tea to heat.


And it was a modern microwave. It's only a year old.




*I have these moments. I don't know why, but I do. And they're not genius at all.

I want the genius moments.

cray said:

i'm talking about douchey mcdouchebag - quickwit.

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follow me on twitter

like me on badoo.

Hates you both on principle.

*steeples fingers against chin*

I'm sensing some hostility, artee...

Yeah, you do. Get your fingers offa my chin.

quickWit said:

*steeples fingers against chin*

I'm sensing some hostility, artee...

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*staples Quickie's fingers to his chin*

Very...fu manchu

Silent Rob said:

Very...fu manchu

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Ooo, really Rob? Just because we mentioned chins?

tsk, tsk, tsk...poor form, old man.

*staples Silent Rob's fu to his manchu*



I got a new staple-gun yesterday!

quickWit said:

Ooo, really Rob? Just because we mentioned chins?

tsk, tsk, tsk...poor form, old man.

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As long as he doesn't say there's a chink in your armor, he should be okay.

robeiae said:

*staples Silent Rob's fu to his manchu*



I got a new staple-gun yesterday!

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Pop rivets are far more secure.

Grrrr. I pity the fu.

Haggis said:

Pop rivets are far more secure.

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If the rivets don't work then screw it.

Haggis said:

Pop rivets are far more secure.

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Cray took them all. Something about keeping the sheep still...