Comedy Cabaret--2012 Road Trip

Jaycinth · Dec 30, 2011

Haggis said:
...and we've landed.

Please return your tables to their fully upright and locked positions, extinguish all smoking materials and give the Chihuahua money.

I was going to figure out the 4.0 thinggie. Really. I had my abacus all oiled up and I even installed one of those new fangled contraptions that you're so fond of.

Yes...Cabbies.......we now have brand new, 19th century gas-lighting for all of you crazy technophiles.

Thank Haggis. I'm still convinced that bear fat on rushes is the be-all/ end-all and I'm suspicious of wheels.

TrainofThought · Dec 30, 2011

Gilroy Cullen said:
Thought that meant it was occupied...
Door isn't rocking though...

Well...it means occupied, but now the same way you think so.

kayleamay said:
I thought underwear were banned in the cabaret. I suppose there's some sort of high falutin dress code now that we moved uptown. Screw that, man. I have too much invested in tube tops to change it up now.

Underwear are not banned from the cabaret. They are allowed but frowned upon.

Jaycinth · Dec 30, 2011

kayleamay said:
I've been knocking on the door of the old place for hours! Jay, would it have killed you to send me a little "We'ved moved!" note? Huh? Would it have?

Yes.

Don't we have a bad enough zombie problem without adding me to it?

Jaycinth · Dec 30, 2011

TrainofThought said:
Well...it means occupied, but now the same way you think so.

Underwear are not banned from the cabaret. They are allowed but frowned upon.

Underwire...however....is Satan's own invention, and is banned both here and at camp.

TrainofThought · Dec 30, 2011

Jaycinth said:
Underwire...however....is Satan's own invention, and is banned both here and at camp.

Agreed! All those in favor...oh who cares, our votes are the only ones that count.

parumpdragon · Dec 30, 2011

We have a page #2!!! :snoopy:

I just finished writing about 25 query letters to various agents. My arm hurts

and my eyes are crossed!

Alessandra Kelley · Dec 30, 2011

Jaycinth said:
I was going to figure out the 4.0 thinggie. Really. I had my abacus all oiled up and I even installed one of those new fangled contraptions that you're so fond of.

Yes...Cabbies.......we now have brand new, 19th century gas-lighting for all of you crazy technophiles.

Thank Haggis. I'm still convinced that bear fat on rushes is the be-all/ end-all and I'm suspicious of wheels.

Yay, gas (*cough!*) lamps!

parumpdragon · Dec 30, 2011

Del · Dec 30, 2011

I did NOT get lost. It's just hard to fly straight when you can't see straight.

I'm here. Proceed.

PorterStarrByrd · Dec 30, 2011

Looked out the window and noticed that we got some very realistic statues of deer in the front yard... wonder who left them. At 20 below I'm not out to check for gift tags.

parumpdragon · Dec 30, 2011

Hey Mr. Speacial Seagu - wasn't there a band called the "GuGu Guls" a while back?

You look kinda farmiliar.

PorterStarrByrd · Dec 30, 2011

He probably just looks familiar because you have had nightmares in the past.

Del · Dec 30, 2011

parumpdragon said:
Hey Mr. Speacial Seagu - wasn't there a band called the "GuGu Guls" a while back?

You look kinda farmiliar.

I do not band, I flock...er, flocked —prior to being outcast.

*Searches for perfect booze*

ETA: Thank you for your support, Porter, but I am capable of sinking my own ships, TYVM.

parumpdragon · Dec 30, 2011

Del said:
I do not band, I flock...er, flocked —prior to being outcast.

I see. So it was you.

Del said:
ETA: Thank you for your support, Porter, but I am capable of sinking my own ships, TYVM.

PorterStarrByrd · Dec 30, 2011

Most gulls avoid sinking ships as they hate to see their cousins having to abandon ship. You are one brave bird. I knew you were somehow ... er ... special.

parumpdragon · Dec 30, 2011

You would know Porter - you spend all you time here secretly with Del :evil

PorterStarrByrd · Dec 30, 2011

secret hell ... I'll shout it to the heavens .. where Del flies

... of course not the heavens up here where temperature at ground level was 20 below this morning.

Jaycinth · Dec 30, 2011

TrainofThought said:
Agreed! All those in favor...oh who cares, our votes are the only ones that count.

It is LAW

However I am ammending it to exclude stainless steel garrote and/ or piano wire safely stored where the underwire isn't.

kayleamay · Dec 30, 2011

Jaycinth said:
It is LAW

However I am ammending it to exclude stainless steel garrote and/ or piano wire safely stored where the underwire isn't.

Undergarments that can double as weapons are always advisable.

PorterStarrByrd · Dec 30, 2011

double barreled slingshot?

kayleamay · Dec 30, 2011

PorterStarrByrd said:
double barreled slingshot?

Almost. I have plans for making a trebuchet out of my bra, the piano wire, the two loose floorboards in the corner and the barstool with the uneven legs.

PorterStarrByrd · Dec 30, 2011

no ... not my favorite barstool .... please?

parumpdragon · Dec 30, 2011

Offers Porter a napkin in consolation

kayleamay · Dec 30, 2011

The napkin looks like it would be rather uncomfortable to sit on, but to each his own.

parumpdragon · Dec 30, 2011

I don't sit down here. You never know what has been felt on the seats.

Comedy Cabaret--2012 Road Trip

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