I recieved my first sword when I was a squire. My master asked me to hold his whilst he relieved himself. I slew him as he buttoned up his codpiece.
The Black Knight
The Black Knight
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Victory is complete, but solitary.
(a weak, wavering, but insistent voice can almost be heard amid the din:
tralilly... tra-lee... tra-lay...)
(a weak, wavering, but insistent voice can almost be heard amid the din:
tralilly... tra-lee... tra-lay...)
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That's It?!?!
Oh Geeze, that was the shortest, lamest fight I've ever seen.
I'm pulling out my Katana from the closet and showing these bulky beef targets what a fight is really about.
(Runs to the dungeon. In the mood to do some damage.)
Oh Geeze, that was the shortest, lamest fight I've ever seen.
I'm pulling out my Katana from the closet and showing these bulky beef targets what a fight is really about.
(Runs to the dungeon. In the mood to do some damage.)
The womanly warrior may have won the vote, but I have won the war...have you not noticed? 'Tis the skin of his manhood that adorns my hilt.Yeshanu said:
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[a dazed, bedraggled, wild-eyed stranger lurches forth]The Black Knight said:
*ahem*
Yon Black Knight, he hangs from his scabbard a foreskin
tralilly, tra-lee, tra-lay
And vict'ry, saith he, it doth prove beyond doubt
tralilly, tra-lee, tra-lay
"These votes give no winner; 'tis naught but true wars can!"
tralilly, tra-lee, tra-lay
But marry, who knows what he talketh about?
tralilly, tra-lee, tra-lay!
Ye yeomen and damsels awaited a battle
tralilly, tra-lee, tra-lay
Yon Viking and Knight, they hath strutted and brayed
tralilly, tra-lee, tra-lay
But bloodshed? 'Twas none, 'twixt the bombast and prattle
tralilly, tra-lee, tra-lay
Sirrah, whence this piece? A cadaver's been flayed?
tralilly, tra-lee, tra-lay!
Ye puppets! Seek not our applause for thy bravery
tralilly, tra-lee, tra-lay
'Tis shadows at play on a lake have we seen
tralilly, tra-lee, tra-lay
To claim any conquest needs must be but knavery
tralilly, tra-lee, tra-lay
The war's more convincing at Stalag 13!
tralilly, tra-lee, tra-lay!
-- Yea, verily, 'tis I returned... Minstrel-in-a-hat
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