Chinglish and Englinese

Hmm... how doe the first translate to "hand grenade"?

On the other hand, "noodles" (second one).....

I think I need to laugh, or I'm going to cry instead! Lol. Thanks for the entertaining perspective, Averon.

In one mall, I saw on a diagram outlining what to do in the event of a fire:

"Smoke is the easiest way to make dead."

I'll try to find a picture.