I'm a....

Mr Flibble · May 9, 2011

Bitch, I'm a lover..

Yeah, hate that song. Gets in my head and then I can't get shot of it

BUT

But.

I am a dick . If I've been a dick to you, then I sincerely apologise. It's been..weird. V V weird. Still is for the most part if I'm honest. But that's no excuse. I have no excuses.

So.

For all those people on the receiving end of my oddness, my heartfelt apologies. I may not agree with you, but I could have said it better if my head was screwed on right.

Plus, I may need a baboon picture from SP, just to make my head right. And maybe a virtual clip round the ear. Maybe some man-candy....

whacko · May 9, 2011

Yeah thanks.

I've now stopped singing The Wurzels because I've been reminded of another crappy song.

You are a dick.

In a nice way.

I was going to write you're a nice dick, but I stopped myself when I saw the Freudian implications.

Regards

Whacko

dolores haze · May 9, 2011

I've got a soft spot for dicks. Heh.

bluntforcetrauma · May 9, 2011

dolores haze said:
I've got a soft spot for dicks. Heh.

Show, don't tell.

Alan Yee · May 9, 2011

IdiotsRUs said:
Bitch, I'm a lover..

Yeah, hate that song. Gets in my head and then I can't get shot of it

But, but, but... I like that song. In fact, right before I read this post I was thinking of purchasing "Bitch" (I just set up my Paypal account to make iTunes purchases).

JimmyB27 · May 10, 2011

You haven't been a dick to me. I feel left out.

Caitlin Black · May 10, 2011

I have no idea what you're talking about.

Mr Flibble · May 10, 2011

JimmyB27 said:
You haven't been a dick to me. I feel left out.

Arse. Feel better now?

Cliff Face said:
I have no idea what you're talking about.

Nothing to see here, move along *whistles innocently*

You ever have a period in your life where you think that having 'sorry' tattooed on your forehead might be a good plan? Yeah, one o' them.

I think I'm turning into my grandmother. Everyone called her Dragon...*runs and hides behind sofa*

Alpha Echo · May 10, 2011

Hmmm...I've never seen you be a dick. Besides, we can all be dicks once in awhile.

Samantha's_Song · May 10, 2011

You writing detective novels now, IRU?

IdiotsRUs said:
I am a dick . If I've been a dick to you, then I sincerely apologise.

Wayne K · May 10, 2011

Adam · May 10, 2011

Bitch? You?

Pfft.

Dharma · May 10, 2011

My sister told me when you have a song stuck in your head, you can extricate it by singing Amazing Grace to the tune of Gilligan's Island.

That's all I have to contribute to this thread.

Now back to your regularly scheduled bitchiness and dickwaddery.

CaroGirl · May 10, 2011

I never truly know what's going on. I've come to feel okay with that.

It takes a big person to admit their excessive dickery. So, good on ya.

Mr Flibble · May 10, 2011

Dharma said:
My sister told me when you have a song stuck in your head, you can extricate it by singing Amazing Grace to the tune of Gilligan's Island.

Arrrgh! Nooo! Isn't that cruel and unusual punishment?

CaroGirl said:
I never truly know what's going on.

I think this is part of my problem. My head and mouth inhabit different realities. When it's yesterday in my head, it's Timbuktu in my mouth.

Ol' Fashioned Girl · May 10, 2011

:OFG sashays through thread:

CaroGirl · May 10, 2011

Ol' Fashioned Girl said:
:OFG sashays through thread:

Ooo. CG is awestruck by the sparkly elegance...

bettielee · May 10, 2011

you and me is good: I'm just sorry I wasn't in on the dickishness.

hahaha! I like watching you scorch other people, tho.

kayleamay · May 10, 2011

IRUS once grabbed a pitchfork and protected me in a thread that ended up in TIO. For that she receives an eternal and unconditional pardon.

mirandashell · May 10, 2011

I don't remember you being a dick, IRU. But have a big hug and a smack around the head anyway.

Bmwhtly · May 10, 2011

JimmyB27 said:
You haven't been a dick to me.

I didn't get any dick either.

Oh, that sounds wrong.

backslashbaby · May 10, 2011

Any dickwaddery on you just adds to a well-rounded package, imho. You don't take it too far; no worries

I love the lyrics to that song, btw. Some folks are sweet and sour. I love that, myself... the food, too

I love totally sweet folks, too, definitely, but I can't completely identify :ROFL:

Silver King · May 10, 2011

IdiotsRUs said:
...For all those people on the receiving end of my oddness, my heartfelt apologies. I may not agree with you, but I could have said it better if my head was screwed on right.

I noticed you've been a little touchy lately, but that was in the Politics room, where even the most mild mannered among us have a tendency toward dickedness at one time or another.

So you're forgiven.

rhymegirl · May 10, 2011

Silver King said:
I noticed you've been a little touchy lately, but that was in the Politics room, where even the most mild mannered among us have a tendency toward dickedness at one time or another.

So you're forgiven.

Dickedness.

A new word. You heard it here first on AW.

Mr Flibble · May 11, 2011

Silver King said:
I noticed you've been a little touchy lately, but that was in the Politics room, where even the most mild mannered among us have a tendency toward dickedness at one time or another.

So you're forgiven.

Thanks. Touchy is a way to put it certainly lol. But I found a way round that particular trigger. What the eye doesn't see, the heart doesn't grieve over.

Now excuse me, I have to go scorch someone at work. *bares fangs*

I'm a....

They've been very bad, Mr Flibble

Keeping up with the class

international guttersnipe

Esquire

Still Here!

Hoopy frood

Wild one

They've been very bad, Mr Flibble

I should be writing.

At least I don't need backing-up

Not dead.

Living the dream

They've been very bad, Mr Flibble

Hand? What hand?

Living the dream

I'm a sparkly fairy princess!

I'm on the phone.

Yes, I'm back.

~~~~*~~~~

Megalops Erectus

It's a New Year!

They've been very bad, Mr Flibble

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