I want to punch my book in the sack.

Libbie said:

That is all.

[vent your frustrations here.]

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Oh God, that makes me want to double over and cry. I hope your book wears a cup.

Why? What's happened?

Did your book make advances toward another author?

*whispers* "I know people. 5k at a drop point and before you know it, you will be collecting the insurance money."

I don't really get cross with my work. Melancholy, yes. Angry, no.

I don't mind my book so much, but it's author gets on my nerves

Libbie said:

I want to punch my book in the sack..]

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Do it. I'm sure it had it coming.

The sack? Could you be more specific?

While your at it, would you mind stomping on cray's pip for me?

Thanks.

This wins for best thread title of the day.

Libbie said:

I want to punch my book in the sack.

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Go ahead. Make my day.

My book doesn't have a sack! Is that the problem, and has it been all along?
*runs off to buy a sack of potatos to attach to MS*

This title made me laugh. I would also like to punch my book in the sack. However, I have a feeling my book is a girl.

So I will punch my book in the fallopian tubes.

I want to kick my amp in the face.

Last night I was wearing headphones plugged into the amp, and my guitar suddenly sounded pretty good, and kind of professional. I can't get that sound to come out of just the amp - the headphones have to be in. Grr.

*kicks cheap amp*

What a floozy!

I've felt punchy all day. I think I'll just hit the sack and call it a day.

I totally feel you. I often wish I could just tell it to stop sucking. Some days I feel like it does it to spite me. Like it would prefer I didn't poke it so much so it tries to make itself so unreasonable I give up.

Other days I think it loves me and i want to be its best friend.

Currently, it's on punishment... Maybe a good punch in the sack would get us back in the game.

Good luck!

I'd like to punch my WIP in the sack. Twice.

You know... I want to punch myself. The book is good. The story is good. But I have taken too much time away from writing on a regular basis and now my prose is for shit.

I oughta be ashamed.

Why didn't I think of the children?

Libbie said:

WON'T SOMEBODY THINK OF THE CHILDREN???!!

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A good punch to the sack can have serious repercussions to future fertility. Or is that futility? Someone just needs to put me out of my misery. It still hurts.

C.bronco said:

My book doesn't have a sack! Is that the problem, and has it been all along?
*runs off to buy a sack of potatos to attach to MS*

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My book most definitely needs to grow a pair...

... of potatoes

Seriously, I've had several WEEKS where I get a free hour and I spend the whole time staring at my outline, or starting a scene and stopping again, or writing a whole scene and deleting it, or staring at my outline some more... If some kind of violence would solve this problem, I would be all over it. Maybe someone needs to punch me. I don't know. I'm up for anything at this point.

A punch in the sack would probably take care of whether or not there'll be a sequel.

Libbie said:

My book is being less of a whiny bitch today, so that's good. My desire to punch it in the unmentionables is subsiding, but the desire is still present.

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That's good because computer monitors are expensive.