Name My Book! Your Name Will Be Inside!

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"Why is there cheese in the coffeepot?"
~A new mom's guide to overcoming sleep deprivation
 

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Here are some suggestions:

Motherhood, a Field Manual

Motherhood for Dummies

I'm admittedly a guy, and therefore no expert on the subject, but I like this one the best, particularly as a means of conveying the impression that the book is supposed to be a gift from one mom to another.
 

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I liked "Why Is There Cheese In The Coffee Pot?", every mom eventually gets to say something like that, a sentence where they put together a collection of words they never thought they'd have to put together.
The bets one I ever heard from my mom was "How did you end up with a football superglued to your thumb?"
 

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Here are some suggestions:

Basic Training for Moms

Motherhood, a Field Manual

How to Succeed at Motherhood Without Really Trying

Motherhood for Dummies
Of course the "For Dummies" series is trademarled out the wazoo. Oh, which inspires me:

Motherhood Out The Wazoo
Domestic Engineers: The Fruits of Labor
My Children: The Fruits of My Loins
 

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"If childbirth is painful . . . what do you call the next 18 years?"
 

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The Mom Factor,
Life Begins at Bumpity,
Get Ready for the Mom ride,
Mom Chronicles,
The Mum, The Oven and the Holy Bun,
Moms the word,
Sneezing May Seriously Cause Evacuation of The Bun.


ok im out of ideas hehe
 

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Title of Book

I have a gift book that is ready to print and I am lost for a catchy title. It is a humorous gift book for moms. The book begins with an image of a pregnant mom and starts out with "Your presence swelled my belly as I carried you, nine long months...."

The book takes the reader through the trials and tribulations of a being mom with the last page being the big punch line. The book also has instances where the dad always has the easy life while the mom does all the work/child rearing.
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My suggestion - Confessions of a Pregnant Mom
 

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I think you should call it

You're Welcome

With some sort of sarcastic font.
 

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Is this thread still active? Have you settled on a name yet?

If not here is my submission;

M.O.M. Maternal Operating Manual
 

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Pain First, Headache After

You Made It This Far

Don't Forget Who Made You

Motherhood Doesn't Suck
 

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So...You Want to Be a Mom?

Who's Idea Was This Again?

Wake Me Up When The Party Starts.

It Gets Better...One Day.

There Are Days, Then There Are Days!
 
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