If your life were a Curious George book, what would be the title?

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I'll go first:

Curious George Has Fear of Commitment
 

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Curious George Gets Ready for College
 

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Curious George contemplates instigating the downfall of global capitalism but settles instead for a kip on the settee.
 

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Curious George Recertifies for Restraint and Seclusion
 

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Curious George says: Get Off My Lawn!
 

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... all of you do realize of course that the publisher is most likely going to change the titles you've come up with and tack on titles of their own, reducing these ones you've come up with to mere exercises in futility. (That'll teach 'em for coming up with better and more creative ones than me! :)