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Marissa D · Apr 23, 2018

subscriptions

Sanctimonious unicorns bloviate shamelessly, claiming remarkable intelligence places them incontrovertibly over neighboring seahorses.

Nymtoc · Apr 23, 2018

seahorses

Suddenly emitting a howl, Orson ran swiftly, evading sauropods.

Matera the Mad · Apr 24, 2018

sauropods

Such animals usually roam over plains, obsessively devouring succulents.

Snitchcat · Apr 26, 2018

succulents

Spitting uncooperative camels underlined Lancaster's expressed negative thoughts — succinctly.

Matera the Mad · Apr 28, 2018

succinctly

Soiled underwear can cause irritation; not cleaned, tinted lightly yellowish.

Marissa D · Apr 28, 2018

Succinctly

Sardonic urban cows cha-cha in nearly contemporaneous time, like yesterday.

Nymtoc · Apr 29, 2018

yesterday

Yuri's elderly sisters took exciting rides daily at Yellowstone.

Marissa D · May 1, 2018

Yellowstone

Yonder evil lich likes orange water sorbet trickled on nether extremities.

Nymtoc · May 1, 2018

extremities

Eventually Xaviera tried robust exercise, making it titillating in every session.

Matera the Mad · May 1, 2018

session

Seasonal ennui seldom strikes in our northwoods.

Jason · May 1, 2018

Gloating

Grins live openly and tantalizingly in Neanderthal globules

Nymtoc · May 2, 2018

globules

Get lost, Ollie, because under law, everything's shambolic.

Matera the Mad · May 2, 2018

shambolic

Salmon have a mighty bad odor, like, intensely cacodaemonic.

Northborn Swordsman · May 3, 2018

cacodaemonic

Cordial answers continually obscure devastating aspirations, especially my own nefarious intent: cataclysm.

Matera the Mad · May 3, 2018

cataclysm

Commonly accessed titles are classics like "Your Shining Moment."

Nymtoc · May 3, 2018

moment

My omniscient muse endures no tautologies.

Northborn Swordsman · May 4, 2018

tautologies

Tetchy astronomers united turn orbital laws obtuse, galvanizing impotent extraterrestrial speculation.

Marissa D · May 4, 2018

speculation

Santa's prankster elves colored ungulates lavender and titian in off-season naughtiness.

Northborn Swordsman · May 6, 2018

naughtiness

Nifty aspirations unhappily germinate heady trickery, inventing needlessly extreme social slips.

Marissa D · May 8, 2018

slips

Satan loves ingesting ponderous sycophants.

Matera the Mad · May 8, 2018

sycophants

Some youths can only party, having absolutely no tenacity. Shameful!
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Northborn Swordsman · May 9, 2018

shameful

Sadly, Herbert, a measly effort flips uncertain loyalties.

Sam Artisan · May 9, 2018

loyalties

Let only young alders learn to ignite ember song.

Nymtoc · May 9, 2018

song

She's ordinarily not glamorous.

oneblindmouse · May 10, 2018

glamorous

Grandiloquent, loud and moronic omnipotence relies on universal stupidity.

Perhaps Lurkers Are Yawning (PLAY)

Scribe of the girls in the basement

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Bartender, gimme a Linux Mint

Dragon-kitty.

Bartender, gimme a Linux Mint

Scribe of the girls in the basement

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Scribe of the girls in the basement

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Bartender, gimme a Linux Mint

Ideas bounce around in my head

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Bartender, gimme a Linux Mint

Somehow still standing

Bartender, gimme a Linux Mint

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Somehow still standing

Scribe of the girls in the basement

Somehow still standing

Scribe of the girls in the basement

Bartender, gimme a Linux Mint

Somehow still standing

Held captive by angry blue elves.

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The new me