Perhaps Lurkers Are Yawning (PLAY)

NathanLyle · Aug 28, 2018

Scholars

Should candles have orange light after roasting salmon?

DanielSTJ · Aug 29, 2018

Salmon

Samantha always loved mournful opaque nights.

Marissa D · Aug 29, 2018

nights

Never ignite garlic hummus; try scallion.

NathanLyle · Sep 1, 2018

Scallion

Some children are lively little idiots on narcotics

rinnika · Sep 1, 2018

NARCOTICS

Never apologetic, rowdy crowds often take igloos (constituting satisfaction)

NathanLyle · Sep 2, 2018

Satisfaction

Saturday Anthony took Igor’s son for a car trip into ostrich nests.

DanielSTJ · Sep 8, 2018

Nests.

Nettles eloquently shifted towards sunlight.

NathanLyle · Sep 17, 2018

sunlight

Someone's unfortunate nasal loogie is growing hairy toenails.

Marissa D · Sep 18, 2018

toenails

Top-heavy origami elephants nearly always implode, lacking skeletons.

Greene_Hesperide1990 · Sep 26, 2018

skeletons

skinny kittens eat little edibles to offset null stomachs.

Marissa D · Sep 27, 2018

Stomachs

Scorched toast oozing marmalade and cold ham? Sacrilege!

Coddiwomple · Sep 27, 2018

Sacrilege

Scurry along, cringing rodents! I’ll let eagles give enemas.

Nymtoc · Oct 3, 2018

enemas

Elegant new earrings made Angie scintillate.

NathanLyle · Oct 15, 2018

scintillate

Sarcastically, Conner included napalm thongs in Lucy's latte and told everyone.

Kjbartolotta · Oct 15, 2018

Everyone

Even vagabonds enjoy rudely yelling, our national entertainment!

Marissa D · Oct 16, 2018

entertainment

Evil narcissistic tomatoes, egregiously red, terrorized an inoffensive noodle manufacturer exhibiting nectarine tagliatelle.

Nymtoc · Oct 16, 2018

tagliatelle

Tamara asked Graciella laughingly if a troll eats lettuce leaves exclusively.

Greene_Hesperide1990 · Oct 16, 2018

exclusively

Eleven Xboxes coax little university students into various encounters, like you.

Nymtoc · Oct 22, 2018

you

Yorick occasionally ululates.

oneblindmouse · Nov 17, 2018

ululates

Unimaginative lazybones ultimately lose all their esoteric selflessness.

bapeery · Dec 23, 2018

EAT -Everyone adores Thanksgiving

:tongue

I'm so sorry....the holiday craziness has gotten to me LOL

Marissa D · Dec 24, 2018

selflessness

Sometimes Ermentrude's lingering flatulence leaves everyone screaming "suffocation!"; she nearly exterminated southern Sacramento.

Nymtoc · Dec 24, 2018

Sacramento

She always cries 'rubbish!' after my especially nice tofu omelettes.

-Riv- · Dec 24, 2018

omelettes

Oh my; everything Louis espouses tends to enrage survivalists.

Sagml John · Dec 26, 2018

Survivalists

So, urgent rumors viewed in vivacious allegories like instant success tales suck.