Let's tell each other about the most outrageous things in our lives. Please don't use names unless you want to tell a story about yourself.
Okay, here's the most recent goofiness in my life.
Emergency Shirt Swap
I got into my friend's car a few weeks ago. We were about to go to the mall to find her some sexy dating clothes. Apparently, the shirt she was wearing was not hip enough to go shopping in, so instead of parking and coming into my house, she pulled onto a side street and said, "Cover me, Melody. I'm going to change my shirt."
I looked at her in a stunned way and then leaned closer. I'm smaller than she is, but I figured if I got on my knees and kind of leaned over her, I could create a human tent for her with my torso. She barked in laughter and said, "I don't mean cover me with your body. I mean LOOK OUT THE WINDOWS."
So for the next excrutiating four minutes I looked in every direction like a squirrel on crack. I gazed up at the houses lining the streets. I inspected trees, thinking someone might be hiding behind them. I was way more worried about my friend's nudity than she was.
Finally, after much twisting and indecent exposure, she was clothed again. As far as I know, no one spotted her. Then, as she drove off towards the mall, she started making fun of me for being a prude, as if everyone is constantly changing their shirts in suburban side streets and I'm just a fanatically modest goober. Jeez.
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So tell us your stories of this insane and silly world.
Melody
Okay, here's the most recent goofiness in my life.
Emergency Shirt Swap
I got into my friend's car a few weeks ago. We were about to go to the mall to find her some sexy dating clothes. Apparently, the shirt she was wearing was not hip enough to go shopping in, so instead of parking and coming into my house, she pulled onto a side street and said, "Cover me, Melody. I'm going to change my shirt."
I looked at her in a stunned way and then leaned closer. I'm smaller than she is, but I figured if I got on my knees and kind of leaned over her, I could create a human tent for her with my torso. She barked in laughter and said, "I don't mean cover me with your body. I mean LOOK OUT THE WINDOWS."
So for the next excrutiating four minutes I looked in every direction like a squirrel on crack. I gazed up at the houses lining the streets. I inspected trees, thinking someone might be hiding behind them. I was way more worried about my friend's nudity than she was.
Finally, after much twisting and indecent exposure, she was clothed again. As far as I know, no one spotted her. Then, as she drove off towards the mall, she started making fun of me for being a prude, as if everyone is constantly changing their shirts in suburban side streets and I'm just a fanatically modest goober. Jeez.
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So tell us your stories of this insane and silly world.
Melody