Lantern Jack said:I'm not allowed to go into specifics. I've been sworn to secrecy. Still, suffice it to say, my going into specifics is exactly what brought about my downfall.
- L.J.
Lantern Jack said:I managed to smooth things over and everything's okay, now. I'd say more, but I cannot go into specifics. I love saying that. It makes me feel like a federal agent. Thank you all for your very gracious and kind words. I am now going to apply copious amounts of duct tape to my mouth, so I don't mess up, again.
Laters
Lantern Jack said:What's a vanity press?
Bufty said:I hope you are right, Lloyd, but to pose the question - What is a vanity Press? at this stage strikes me as a tad worrying.
Lantern Jack said:...and, when I wake up, I won't remember a g***** thing. And I'll be somebody important, like an actor. An actor named Reagan.
Lantern Jack said:I contacted an agent. We'll call him Smith, Agent Smith. You see, I live in Buffalo and I'm tired of the war, of being cold and eating the same g***** goop every day and all those jagoffs and all of their b*******. So I made a deal with Agent Smith. If I get him the access codes to the www.absolutewrite.com mainframe, he's going to take my body back to the power plant and reinsert me and, when I wake up, I won't remember a g***** thing. And I'll be somebody important, like an actor. An actor named Reagan.
- L.J.
Free your mind: stay asleep!
Perks said:It's okay, Jack. Just remember, there is no spoon.