Burma Shave

When you're on the lam

When you're on the lam
It's a piece of cake

When you're on the lam

It's a piece of cake

To elude Uncle Sam

When you're on the lam

It's a piece of cake

To elude Uncle Sam

But counsel take:

Your face needs a rake
BURMA SHAVE

(It's only been 7 years - Anyone want to bring it back? Something about the visual of the roadsigns appeals to me. Google Burma Shave if not familiar.)

If you see a hitchhiker

If you see a hitchhiker

Check out his thumb

[I'd forgotten all about this thread, Nightfly! Thanks!]

If you see a hitchhiker

Check out his thumb

A killer will certainly

If you see a hitchhiker

Check out his thumb

A killer will certainly

Still have blood and dirt and pee


I'll do em myself if I gotta

If you see a hitchhiker

Check out his thumb

A killer will certainly

Still have blood and dirt and pee

On his hands by the corpse they came from

the BURMA SHAVE killer

[Well where you been, I've been drowning here man!]


When you slow for a curve

One thing to consider

When you slow for a curve

One thing to consider

Is to observe

When you slow for a curve

One thing to consider

Is to observe

The tracks some skidder

Laid down when she slid her

In case you don't know
Which way to go
Just follow these
Signs
You'll drive like a pro
Burma Shave

When walking your dog

When walking your dog
Be careful; you know
A horse or a hog

If you go past

If you go past
This sign and see
A truck coming fast