Crimes and Punishments (AW version)

I dorked a lot of people here.

punishment?

writerterri said:

I dorked a lot of people here.

punishment?

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The punishment is having to associate with them.

;-)

Crime: Assuming everyone knows all the text message shortcuts by heart, pmji mtf rme.

Punishment: Having to write in whole sentences (punctuated correctly) for a month.

alleycat said:

The punishment is having to associate with them.

;-)

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I demand a retrial!

writerterri said:

I demand a retrial!

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Are you sure? Just think of who a jury of your peers will include.

Crime: Misleading or vague thread titles that pimp more views than the topic deserves.

Punishment: Banned from AW for life!

(Okay, maybe not "for life," but at least for six months or so...)

Crime: Saying you're writing a trilogy when you haven't written a single word yet.

Punishment: Having to read Lord of the Rings in reverse order.

Silver King said:

Crime: Misleading or vague thread titles that pimp more views than the topic deserves.

Punishment: Banned from AW for life!

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But . . . wouldn't that include almost all the threads in P&CE?

;-)

*wonders if any thread in Office Party actually deserves views*

Crime: Hoff reppies and Rick Rolling.
Punishment: Disembowelment.

Crime: Spamming.

Punishment: Being set on fire and having it put out with a garden rake. Then shot.

alleycat said:

Crime: Saying you're writing a trilogy when you haven't written a single word yet.

Punishment: Having to read Lord of the Rings in reverse order.

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This is punishment?

(I often read books in reverse order--I'm one of those freaks who likes to know the ending first.)











(But I didn't do it with LotR.)

C: absurdly large picture in the sig

P: all of the offender's posts will appear in white text until the offending picture is removed

Crime: Playing awful, banging techno music on the bus.

Punishment: Having a pair of headphones shoved so far up your arse you can hear with them.

Crime: being a dumbass

Punishment: having your face torn to shreds by the baboon brigade.

Silver King said:

Crime: Misleading or vague thread titles that pimp more views than the topic deserves.

Punishment: Banned from AW for life!

(Okay, maybe not "for life," but at least for six months or so...)

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HEY! Watch it. I spend a LOT of time thinking up vague and misleading thread titles.

Crime: Report a post without explaining the reason other than, I'm offended!

Punishment: Reporter becomes the Forum Buddy of the person they reported for life!

(Okay, maybe not "for life," but at least for six months or so...)

Crime: Telling Mac you have the right to post whatever you want because of the right of free speech.

Punishment: I don't think I really need to say, do I?

Silver King said:

Crime: Report a post without explaining the reason other than, I'm offended!

Punishment: Reporter becomes the Forum Buddy of the person they reported for life!

(Okay, maybe not "for life," but at least for six months or so...)

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GAWD! Stop pointing out my flaws. I feel like you're picking on me.

Crime: Asking for a crit, then getting upset when they receive exactly what they've asked for.

Punishment: Drowned in slushpile.

C: constantly trolling every forum in search of flame war, only to post the "respect your fellow writer" meme

P: being made a mod

Crime: Asking if it's okay to start your book with a dream sequence when you've already read all the other threads about starting with a dream sequence.

Punishment: Starting your book with a dream sequence. Newbies will only be issued a warning.

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Crime: Asking if it's okay to start your book with a dream sequence or prologue or weather or looking in the mirror, adverb/adjective usage, chapter length, genre word count when you've already read all the other threads about starting with a dream sequence or prologue or weather or looking in the mirror, adverb/adjective usage, chapter length, genre word count.

Punishment: Starting your book with a dream sequence. Newbies will only be issued a warning. Public mockery and reference to The Search Function.

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Crime: Posting when you've had too much to drink.

Purishmetn: Having tojikiss sidver king's fish.