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Good book + cold beer + hot bath =
I only get the book wet when I drop it after I fall asleep. Something about baths just equals night-night to me. LOL
I'm a dork. I take showers, not baths. And its a bitch to read in the shower.
I don't read on the crapper either, thats "Food and Wine" time.
Hot bath + good book = happy redhead
Now picturing Lucid on the crapper, wearing a smoking jacket, with a glass of wine in one hand and a ham sandwich in the other. Not....good.
Now picturing Lucid on the crapper, wearing a smoking jacket, with a glass of wine in one hand and a ham sandwich in the other. Not....good.
Books and baths don't mix!
* Get into bath.
* Wash
* Dry hands
* Retrieve book
* Read book
* Get kinda sleepy
* Begin to slump
* Panic
* Throw book to the side
* Cry out as it lands in the toilet
* BATH IS RUINED!!!
See?