Dear Agent,
I am seeking representation for my novel - My Eyes Bleed Love Rain. This is an urban fantasy, YA, experimental, erotic-horror-western thriller set in Morocco (and in the gay area of Tulsa Oklahoma). Attached is my first chapter (89k words).
Blaine 'Midnight' Creepwell is an angst-ridden, demon-filled, flying-werewolf-vampire, teen superhero, who is on a mission to find his real parents. Blaine believes that he may be the direct descendent of the famous outlaw Jessie James, and wants to find his parents to corroborate this as he is considering taking up bank-robbery as a career.
When he unknowingly wanders into a gay bar on the way to see his favorite band (Sparklepussy Barbie) he meets a man who may very well convince him to turn, if not gay, then at least bi. His new friend Rod 'O' Steele is different. By different, Blaine realizes that Rod is gay as all get out.
After a hilariously tense moment inside a dark broom closet with a drunken Rod, it occurs to Blaine that Rod is the first man he's ever known. Well, the first man he's ever known that was born with two penises (penisii?).
Later on, he uses his ability to fly to go to Morocco (and boy were his arms tired) where he meets the second great love of his life, Double-Betty. After a hilariously awkward moment inside the cooler case at a 7-11, Blaine realizes that Betty was born with two vaginas (vaginii?), one in her armpit, and the other in it's normal place (her front-bottom).
After finding his parents (Humphrey and Ingrid) in Casablanca, Blaine learns the truth about his 'superhero' powers. He finds that he has the ability to vigorously shake cans of alphabet soup and then pour out the soup into perfectly formed paragraphs of prose. He abandons his quest for his Jesse James lineage, introduces Rod 'O' Steele to Double Betty and becomes a wealthy, award-winning author (over 35 titles published by P A).
This is finished at 391k and I would love to give you first crack at it.
I am seeking representation for my novel - My Eyes Bleed Love Rain. This is an urban fantasy, YA, experimental, erotic-horror-western thriller set in Morocco (and in the gay area of Tulsa Oklahoma). Attached is my first chapter (89k words).
Blaine 'Midnight' Creepwell is an angst-ridden, demon-filled, flying-werewolf-vampire, teen superhero, who is on a mission to find his real parents. Blaine believes that he may be the direct descendent of the famous outlaw Jessie James, and wants to find his parents to corroborate this as he is considering taking up bank-robbery as a career.
When he unknowingly wanders into a gay bar on the way to see his favorite band (Sparklepussy Barbie) he meets a man who may very well convince him to turn, if not gay, then at least bi. His new friend Rod 'O' Steele is different. By different, Blaine realizes that Rod is gay as all get out.
After a hilariously tense moment inside a dark broom closet with a drunken Rod, it occurs to Blaine that Rod is the first man he's ever known. Well, the first man he's ever known that was born with two penises (penisii?).
Later on, he uses his ability to fly to go to Morocco (and boy were his arms tired) where he meets the second great love of his life, Double-Betty. After a hilariously awkward moment inside the cooler case at a 7-11, Blaine realizes that Betty was born with two vaginas (vaginii?), one in her armpit, and the other in it's normal place (her front-bottom).
After finding his parents (Humphrey and Ingrid) in Casablanca, Blaine learns the truth about his 'superhero' powers. He finds that he has the ability to vigorously shake cans of alphabet soup and then pour out the soup into perfectly formed paragraphs of prose. He abandons his quest for his Jesse James lineage, introduces Rod 'O' Steele to Double Betty and becomes a wealthy, award-winning author (over 35 titles published by P A).
This is finished at 391k and I would love to give you first crack at it.
