Zap Quicklaser and the Peril of Prettiness

I'm editing Wake Up, trying to find out what the voice should be to find the right place between weird and attention grabbing and...actually readable.

Also, I'm a college student that can't get laid. Of course I have time on my hands. If I could get laid, I'd have less time.

Cause...I'd be spending more getting laid.

This is true!

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