Fortunately...unfortunately
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... he only has a thumb and two fingers on each of his hands. You misunderstand his gesture and decide to make a hasty retreat. As you run, you look over your shoulder and see he's chasing you. Fortunately ...
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... he managed to grab a loose thread on your sweater between his thumb and index finger. As you run the sweater starts to unravel. Fortunately ...
...you buy ten tickets to the policemen's ball, and charges against you are dropped. Unfortunately...
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Fortunately, you only have one friend and can enjoy an entire table to yourselves. Unfortunately...
Unfortunately, your ex-boyfriend attends and tells everyone you don't have a brother. Fortunately...
...your "brother" and your ex-boyfriend are both imagined facets of your unconscious mind, brought on by a psychotic episode. Unfortunately...
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... the "solitude" allows you to spend some quality time with your "brother" and "ex-boyfriend". Unfortunately...
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... an orderly walks by, sees you pummeling yourself, and gives you something to help you relax. Unfortunately...
...the "something" turns out to be a distillation of magic mushrooms, and you go berserk. Fortunately...
...as you lose consciousness you fall through a tear in the space time continuum and land in a clearing in a strange forest and there's a stegosauras staring at you. Fortunately...
... you remember that they are herbivores. You grab an armful of grass and, in an attempt to befriend the beast, try to feed it. Unfortunately...
Unfortunately, he sees you as the vanguard of a velociraptor pack and gives you a good swipe of its tail, piercing you with one meter of bone spikes...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ZGlaAxB7nI.
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...all the spike impaled was adipose tissue and no vital organs were harmed. Unfortunately...