Halp! Driver's ed!

spamwarrior · May 23, 2009

Does anyone know five functions of the directional alarm? Or the light switch in the car? Or all the different gizmos on the steering wheel?

Google yields no results.

My imaginary children are going to starve!

Wayne K · May 23, 2009

Red is stop and green is go.

spamwarrior · May 23, 2009

Thanks!

(I got my answers, anyway)

spamwarrior · May 23, 2009

Turns out he had a strong Rhode Island accent, and he meant something different.

alleycat · May 23, 2009

Wayne K said:
Red is stop and green is go.

Yellow means go faster.

alleycat · May 23, 2009

By the way, don't call them gizmos. That will peg you as a novice. Call them thingamagigs.

Wayne K · May 23, 2009

..or whatchamacallits.

spamwarrior · May 23, 2009

Those thingies. You know.

spamwarrior · May 23, 2009

alleycat said:
Yellow means go faster.

So I've heard. *nods* Wow! I'm learning new things!

alleycat · May 23, 2009

Wayne K said:
..or whatchamacallits.

See, there you go. Now you're getting too technical. Whatchamcallit should be used only by certified mechanics who work in little towns off the Interstate.

Rachel · May 23, 2009

You know what they really like? Turn signals when you don't need them. Try it, and they'll think you've got 60+years experience.

alleycat · May 23, 2009

Blue lights behind you means go really, really, really fast.

spamwarrior · May 23, 2009

Wow! Thanks for all the tips, guys!

(seriously though, you guys are going to pay if I get a ticket

)

Ol' Fashioned Girl · May 23, 2009

Doolollies. (Don't tell 'em I told you.)

Wayne K · May 23, 2009

Remember to drive on parkways and park on driveways.

alleycat · May 23, 2009

spamwarrior said:
Wow! Thanks for all the tips, guys!

(seriously though, you guys are going to pay if I get a ticket )

If you're stopped by a big, burly guy wearing sunglasses and a smokey the bear hat, just tell him, "Go away, jerkwad". That should solve the problem.

Wayne K · May 23, 2009

spamwarrior said:
Wow! Thanks for all the tips, guys!

(seriously though, you guys are going to pay if I get a ticket )

If all else fails, remind the cop that you pay his salary.

alleycat · May 23, 2009

Speed limits are just a suggestion. At least they are where I live.

spamwarrior · May 24, 2009

alleycat said:
If you're stopped by a big, burly guy wearing sunglasses and a smokey the bear hat, just tell him, "Go away, jerkwad". That should solve the problem.

I'm sure it will!

In my state, most of the drivers don't stop at stop signs. They slow down marginally and then speed up again. But they don't stop.

Halp! Driver's ed!

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Rachel

Stuff and nonsense.

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Ol' Fashioned Girl

Hand? What hand?

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