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In this game, you post headlines of some completely outrageous (unbelievable, made-up: think Weekly World News or the Onion or Fox) news headline using at least one word from the previous poster's headline.


Local Man Braids Nose Hairs for Charity Event
 

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Evil Plot to Create Cyborg Mice Discovered in Raid of Oprah's Basement Lab
 

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Wal-Mart Founder Unmasked as Alien Warlord Intent on Overtaking Planet
 

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local wisconsin woman freaked out and charged at hospital building with intent to flatten herself
 

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Luddites Concerned About Globalization Seek Answer by Attempting to Flatten the Earth
 

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Luddites request government build time machine to stop Edison
 

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Horse racing fanatics build time machine to make sure Gallant Man wins the Derby he should have.
 

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Cure for Nascar Racing Fanatics Found!
 

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Green Leafy Veggies Found to Cause Cancer
 

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Obama a Secret Republican, Top Aide Claims
 

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Sarah Palin Coming out for Same-Sex Marriage
 
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Dogs use Mind Control to Get Treats, Top Scientists Claim
 

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Government Gets Caught Lying and Spying: 3% of the Voting Public Cares
 

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Faltering Dead Trees Media Promise to Report the Facts: Really, Really