cray's stake and ail

I was told there'd be ale.

quickWit said:

I was told there'd be ale.

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Me too. If there ain't no ale in like FIVE MINUTES I'm totally gone, dude.

And I'm taking the steak.

Typical cray. He lures you in with promises of alcohol and HBO, and before you know it you're face down on the carpet with your pants...



Oh. I think I may have said too much.

So THAT'S what the stakes are for...

Ow!

vixey said:

Ow!

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gesundheit.

Where's the ale? Did that stinking bunny guzzle it already?

dolores haze said:

Where's the ale? Did that stinking bunny guzzle it already?

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There is no ale, Lola. Do try and keep up, won't you?

No ale?

*flounces*

AIL!

At the very least there should be punch and pie.

*Looks dubiously at a bowl of fizzy lime green punch with a scoop of vanilla ice cream floating in it.*

Are you sure? It looks kind of - radioactive - to me...

I like this place---a meal and weapons

DL Hegel said:

I like this place---a meal and weapons

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Which one is the weapon? The stake or the radioactive punch?

And now I have that song by The Firm in my head...

No ale. Pfff. This place is more like 'Ache and Stale'.

Where's your stinger, Joe?

I dunno. It might have fallen down, or is it 'fallen up'?

So....how's your rocky outcropping?

Currently it's whoopside down. I really don't know how it is, I sorta just got it.

Apparently it's in retaliation of my failed conspiracy on Monday. I don't understand its meaning, unless I'm supposed to be Wallace standing on a rocky outcropping in Scotland.

Freedom!

Then your kilt would be hanging up around your ears!

we'll be serving vampie steak later this evening.

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Unlikely, it appears AW has been vampire cleansed. Check out the forum jump and you'll see.

Then your kilt would be hanging up around your ears!

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Is there a problem with that?

*begins flushing wooden stakes down the toilet in the mod room*

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Wait! Wait! Can't we still use 'em on Rob?