Scenes from a hat!

Marissa D · May 13, 2018

1. Garlic breath.

Snowstorm · May 14, 2018

2. Wearing one of the corgis' harnesses to an S&M party.

M.S. Wiggins · May 23, 2018

3) Licking Prince Corgi's balls in public.

SWest · May 26, 2018

4. One carries lemon drops instead of freeze-dried liver in one's pockets.

Lavern08 · Jun 11, 2018

5. Your best friend is the Crazy Cat Lady

Things Not To Say When Meeting Kim Jong-Un For the First Time

Kjbartolotta · Jun 11, 2018

1. "Are you friends with Gangnam Style?"

DanielSTJ · Jun 11, 2018

2. Is that a W.M.D or are you just happy to see me?

:greenie

Night_Writer · Jun 12, 2018

3. Are you a fan of Seth Rogen?

M.S. Wiggins · Jun 12, 2018

4) Seriously, though, how big is your rocket?

Lavern08 · Jun 16, 2018

5. Who's your Barber?

Things You Shouldn't Say at the Father's Day BBQ...

M.S. Wiggins · Jun 16, 2018

1) Mom's bangin' the neighbor, Lavern. Happy Father's Day... Wait, are those hotdogs vegan?

DanielSTJ · Jun 16, 2018

2) Larry, you are NOT the father.

Kjbartolotta · Jun 16, 2018

I'm not *technically* a father, but all the girls at the strip club call me 'Daddy'.

poetinahat · Jun 26, 2018

4) "When you comin' home, son?" "I don't know when... but we'll get together then, Dad. You know we'll have a good time then"

Marissa D · Jun 26, 2018

#5 What's that on the grill, you ask? Oh, just a recipe I found in the Lorena Bobbitt Cookbook.

Things you want to try grilling on July 4th this year.

M.S. Wiggins · Jun 27, 2018

1) POTUS

Kjbartolotta · Jun 27, 2018

2. The soundtrack from Hamilton.

*Flees*

Lavern08 · Jun 27, 2018

3. My sketchy-looking, (obviously unemployed) neighbor

poetinahat · Jul 1, 2018

4. homemade Chee-Tos

Lavern08 · Jul 5, 2018

5. Congress

Things Not to Say While Watching the World Cup Finals

Chris P · Jul 5, 2018

1. So which one of them is the quarterback?

poetinahat · Jul 18, 2018

2. "USA! USA!"

SWest · Jul 19, 2018

3. So whenizis l'il kickball game over?

Jason · Jul 19, 2018

4. Ok, England may have codified it, but the game isn't original to there, so enough with the #BringItHome memes - get over yourselves (esp since Croatia beat ya! LOL

TinaG · Jul 19, 2018

5. Roll Tide :ROFL:

Scenes from a hat!

Scribe of the girls in the basement

Baby plot bunneh sniffs out a clue

"The Moving Finger writes..."

In the garden...

Sit Down, and Shut Up!

Potentially has/is dog

The Wandering Bard

It's all symbolic.

"The Moving Finger writes..."

Sit Down, and Shut Up!

"The Moving Finger writes..."

The Wandering Bard

Potentially has/is dog

say it loud

Scribe of the girls in the basement

"The Moving Finger writes..."

Potentially has/is dog

Sit Down, and Shut Up!

say it loud

Sit Down, and Shut Up!

Likes metaphors mixed, not stirred

say it loud

In the garden...

Ideas bounce around in my head