1. Put a spoon full of peanut-butter in their mouth, that'll keep them quiet for a minute.
TurbulentMuse Muse Super Member Registered Joined Jan 16, 2021 Messages 56 Reaction score 6 Location Dallas TX Jan 20, 2021 #7,151 1. Put a spoon full of peanut-butter in their mouth, that'll keep them quiet for a minute. Reactions: NathanBrazil
druid12000 You're out of your tree... Super Member Registered Joined Jul 23, 2011 Messages 7,213 Reaction score 507 Location The dark side of the moon, making sinister plans.. Jan 20, 2021 #7,152 2. Yell 'Sale at _____!(insert current flavor of the month store)', and quickly move aside to avoid stampede.
2. Yell 'Sale at _____!(insert current flavor of the month store)', and quickly move aside to avoid stampede.
TurbulentMuse Muse Super Member Registered Joined Jan 16, 2021 Messages 56 Reaction score 6 Location Dallas TX Jan 23, 2021 #7,153 3. Ask to speak to their manager. Turn the tables. Reactions: cmhbob
druid12000 You're out of your tree... Super Member Registered Joined Jul 23, 2011 Messages 7,213 Reaction score 507 Location The dark side of the moon, making sinister plans.. Jan 23, 2021 #7,154 4. Gaze deeply and longingly into their eyes and when the first pause in the rant occurs, say 'You have something in your teeth.'
4. Gaze deeply and longingly into their eyes and when the first pause in the rant occurs, say 'You have something in your teeth.'
NathanBrazil riff-raff Super Member Registered Joined Feb 15, 2010 Messages 5,331 Reaction score 889 Jun 17, 2021 #7,155 5. Point her in the direction of the nearest White Sale. Things you can say to your spoon but not your wife.
5. Point her in the direction of the nearest White Sale. Things you can say to your spoon but not your wife.
kinokonoronin Purveyor of Madness Super Member Registered Joined Jun 13, 2020 Messages 571 Reaction score 586 Location US Jun 18, 2021 #7,156 1. You sure can carry a lot of ice cream. Reactions: Chris P
NathanBrazil riff-raff Super Member Registered Joined Feb 15, 2010 Messages 5,331 Reaction score 889 Jun 18, 2021 #7,157 2. I can never get this caked on crap off of you. Reactions: Chris P
Chris P Likes metaphors mixed, not stirred Kind Benefactor Super Member Registered Joined Nov 4, 2009 Messages 22,668 Reaction score 7,356 Location Wash., D.C. area Jun 19, 2021 #7,158 3. Oh, that's where you've been. How did you end up under the backseat floor mat? Reactions: NathanBrazil
NathanBrazil riff-raff Super Member Registered Joined Feb 15, 2010 Messages 5,331 Reaction score 889 Jun 20, 2021 #7,159 4. Couldn't even get one fork. Guess I'm stuck with you.
M.S. Wiggins "The Moving Finger writes..." Kind Benefactor Super Member Registered Joined May 27, 2014 Messages 3,266 Reaction score 680 Location Charleston Aug 4, 2021 #7,160 5. Bouillon spoons are better. Jokes better left unsaid.