Scenes from a hat!

Nymtoc · Jun 22, 2019

3. A Little honey goes a long way.

Azdaphel · Jun 23, 2019

4. Try to hug him. Seriously, try it! He is angry, not hungry. And while you do it I will be running away.

Chris P · Jun 23, 2019

5. I don't have to outrun the bear, I just have to outrun you.

Five Shakespeare quotes updated for 2019

PorterStarrByrd · Jun 23, 2019

1. Please leave, Spot

Nymtoc · Jun 23, 2019

2. Splitting is sad but sweet, so get some winks and I'll see you in the AM.

Kjbartolotta · Jun 23, 2019

3. My kingdom for a dockless scooter!

Azdaphel · Jun 24, 2019

4. To believe in flat earth, or to not believe in flat earth. Is there a conspiracy?

PorterStarrByrd · Jun 25, 2019

5. Yo, Romeo ... where you be?

Five holidays that never quite made the calandar but are on your bucket list to get going.

Kjbartolotta · Jun 25, 2019

1. There's definitely gonna be a Festivus year, lotta grievances that need airing...

Lavern08 · Jun 26, 2019

2. Give a Starving Writer $100 Bucks Day

M.S. Wiggins · Jun 26, 2019

3. Olympic Liar's Day.

... Oh, wait. That's every day these days.

NathanBrazil · Jun 26, 2019

4. Sneak a zucchini into your neighbor's porch day.
Oh damn!

Azdaphel · Jun 26, 2019

5. Have fun at work day.

5 reasons you would vote for Donald Trump... (I would laugh evilly but it is a little too cliché).

Lavern08 · Jun 27, 2019

1. $5 million dollars (Ok, that's five million reasons, but yeah, millions) :tongue

M.S. Wiggins · Jun 27, 2019

2. I lost at Russian Roulette.

Nymtoc · Jun 27, 2019

3. My glasses were broken, and I thought I was voting for Donald Duck.

PorterStarrByrd · Jun 28, 2019

4 He is running against any of 16 out of the twenty who took the stage for the "debates"

ChloeRose · Jul 2, 2019

5. If in the middle of an electrical storm a falling pole conked me on the head and as a result I ended up pushing every random button in sight, with no awareness of it whatsoever, including in the voting booth.

What 5 crazy combinations of household appliances might actually sell well on the shopping channel?

Lavern08 · Jul 8, 2019

1. Electric Foot Bath...

Drachen Jager · Jul 8, 2019

2. Microwave Heating Massage Chair

Kjbartolotta · Jul 9, 2019

3. Fondue pot vajazzler.

NathanBrazil · Jul 21, 2019

4. Toilet and washer combo. ( Apparently an actual "eco-friendly" thing. )

NathanBrazil · Jul 21, 2019

5. Deep fryer & defibrillator.

5 things you can say about your gun but not about your wife.

Night_Writer · Jul 24, 2019

1. She's loaded.

Kjbartolotta · Jul 24, 2019

(I can go a million places with this that are dark but I'm not gonna)

2. She's smart as a pistol!

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Sit Down, and Shut Up!

"The Moving Finger writes..."

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Taking the long view.

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It's all symbolic.

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