Scenes from a hat!

brasiliareview · Nov 9, 2018

4. Hospital waste

NathanBrazil · Nov 10, 2018

5. Harry's Putter

Inappropriate Holidays

Kjbartolotta · Nov 15, 2018

1. National Crunk Awareness Day. Now with more slizzard!

Chris P · Nov 15, 2018

2. Richard M. Nixon Governement Transparency Day (June 17).

SWest · Nov 15, 2018

3. Take Your Kids To The Corner Bar Day

Lavern08 · Nov 16, 2018

4. Stuff a pack of Marlboros™ in Your Turkey Day

Tkodo · Nov 16, 2018

5. Presidential Comb Over Day!

Things a dog does that people do too.

SWest · Nov 16, 2018

1.
We swallow the cat to catch the bird;
we swallow the bird to catch the spider
(it wriggles and jiggles and tickles inside here).
We swallow the spider to catch the fly...

I don't know why we swallow the fly.
We die.

:Shrug:

Kjbartolotta · Nov 16, 2018

2. Use Twitter. Dogs are better at it than we are tho.

Michael Myers · Nov 17, 2018

Itsy bitsy spider crawling up the water spout.

SWest · Nov 17, 2018

3. Twerk...

Michael Myers · Nov 17, 2018

4. Lick things.

yesandno · Nov 20, 2018

5. Whine

Worst fortunes to have if someone at your table insists on playing the "...in bed" game.

SWest · Nov 21, 2018

1. The only "normal" people are the ones you don't know very well...

Michael Myers · Nov 21, 2018

2. Your adventurous spirit will lead to undiscovered wonders . . .

Lavern08 · Nov 21, 2018

3. You Will Meet a Tall, Dark Stranger...

yesandno · Nov 22, 2018

4. Your family are your best friends...

(from a traumatic Vietnamese food related incident)

Woollybear · Nov 22, 2018

5. New lucrative career options are available to you...

Things you wish your relatives hadn't brought to your Thanksgiving potluck dinner

Michael Myers · Nov 22, 2018

1. Green bean casserole

Kjbartolotta · Nov 22, 2018

2. A turducken inside another turducken.

M.S. Wiggins · Nov 22, 2018

3. PBR

Lavern08 · Nov 24, 2018

4. The Flu

Michael Myers · Nov 24, 2018

5. Yet another replica of a Norman Rockwell painting.

Fishing with your uncle in an old wooden boat.

Lavern08 · Nov 24, 2018

1. Don't drop the soap?

yesandno · Nov 25, 2018

2. He isn't drunk again, is he?

Scenes from a hat!

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riff-raff

Potentially has/is dog

Likes metaphors mixed, not stirred

In the garden...

Sit Down, and Shut Up!

In the garden...

Potentially has/is dog

Take a chance. Amaze yourself.

In the garden...

Take a chance. Amaze yourself.

stagnationtown

In the garden...

Take a chance. Amaze yourself.

Sit Down, and Shut Up!

stagnationtown

Take a chance. Amaze yourself.

Potentially has/is dog

"The Moving Finger writes..."

Sit Down, and Shut Up!

Take a chance. Amaze yourself.

Sit Down, and Shut Up!

stagnationtown