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Okay, it's time. Put up, or shut up:
Dow Jones clears 10,000 by March, stays above it most of the year.
Tom Cruise makes a really bad movie that rakes in millions of dollars in profit.
Crude oil prices rise to $80 per barrel by May.
Britney Spears has a major meltdown and goes into rehab.
California Angels win Major League Baseball World Series.
Lindsey Lohan has a major meltdown and goes into rehab.
Tiger Woods wins Masters' Golf Tournament.
President Obama does something wrong.
Amy Winehouse has a major meltdown and goes into rehab . . . oh, wait, I forgot, it doesn't require a major meltdown . . . never mind.
Randy Orton regains the WWE World Wrestling Championship.
President Obama does something right.
It pisses off Haskins.
Astronomers announce that "dark matter" is mysterious and they don't understand it.
Pamela Anderson divorces somebody.
Madonna marries somebody.
Nobody gives a shite about either of the two above events.
A major earthquake causes serious damage and destruction in southern Alaska.
A major tornado wreaks serious damage and destruction on a major U.S. city, Dallas or Houston or St. Louis.
Biological researchers discover that dogs have souls.
Biological researchers discover that cats have no souls.
Enough for now. I'll have more in a day or two.
caw
Dow Jones clears 10,000 by March, stays above it most of the year.
Tom Cruise makes a really bad movie that rakes in millions of dollars in profit.
Crude oil prices rise to $80 per barrel by May.
Britney Spears has a major meltdown and goes into rehab.
California Angels win Major League Baseball World Series.
Lindsey Lohan has a major meltdown and goes into rehab.
Tiger Woods wins Masters' Golf Tournament.
President Obama does something wrong.
Amy Winehouse has a major meltdown and goes into rehab . . . oh, wait, I forgot, it doesn't require a major meltdown . . . never mind.
Randy Orton regains the WWE World Wrestling Championship.
President Obama does something right.
It pisses off Haskins.
Astronomers announce that "dark matter" is mysterious and they don't understand it.
Pamela Anderson divorces somebody.
Madonna marries somebody.
Nobody gives a shite about either of the two above events.
A major earthquake causes serious damage and destruction in southern Alaska.
A major tornado wreaks serious damage and destruction on a major U.S. city, Dallas or Houston or St. Louis.
Biological researchers discover that dogs have souls.
Biological researchers discover that cats have no souls.
Enough for now. I'll have more in a day or two.
caw