The Good, the Bad - And the Ugly

Snitchcat · Dec 27, 2017

The Good: A new year is just around the corner.
The Bad: Your credit card bill is due on the second, and your mortgage is due on the third.
The Ugly: You are already US$2309 overdrawn.

The Good: Your bonus this year is phenomenal.

CDSinex · Dec 27, 2017

The Good: Your bonus this year is phenomenal.

The Bad: A closer look reveals that it includes two-weeks' severance pay.

Marissa D · Dec 27, 2017

The Good: Your bonus this year is phenomenal.

The Bad: A closer look reveals that it includes two-weeks' severance pay.

The Ugly: Which is being paid in Uzbekistani s'om, at par.

The Good: You got some amazing holiday presents this year!

Snitchcat · Dec 27, 2017

The Good: You got some amazing holiday presents this year!

The Bad: On closer examination, you can't use any of them.

Nightfly · Dec 29, 2017

The Good: You got some amazing holiday presents this year!

The Bad: On closer examination, you can't use any of them.

The Ugly: You try anyway to use all these new, amazing presents (scissors, trimmers, shears and such) even though you're a lefty...and of course you fumble and stab (in some cases Kill) nearly everyone gathered around the Christmas tree.

The Good: You're headed to Time Square for new years.

Lavern08 · Dec 29, 2017

The Good: You're headed to Times Square for New Years...
The Bad: ...On an overcrowded Greyhound bus

DrDLN · Dec 29, 2017

Good: you're alive
Bad: You're not healthy
Ugly: you're very sick.

Nightfly · Dec 30, 2017

The Good: You're headed to Times Square for New Years

The Bad: On an overcrowded Greyhound bus

The Ugly: "Wow, is that Keanu Reeves?"

The Good: They want to buy your screenplay.

Lavern08 · Dec 30, 2017

The Good: They want to buy your screenplay.

The Bad: "They" is Harvey Weinstein

Davy The First · Dec 30, 2017

The Good: They want to buy your screenplay.
The Bad: "They" is Harvey Weinstein
The Ugly: You're asked to play Harvey.

The Good: You rewrite the Weinstein Script.

CDSinex · Jan 1, 2018

The Good: You rewrite the Weinstein Script.
The Bad: At the producer's request you turn it into a musical.

Nightfly · Jan 2, 2018

The Good: You rewrite the Weinstein Script.
The Bad: At the producer's request you turn it into a musical.
The Ugly: It's a surprise hit, the Weinstein character is seen as endearing and so groping and bullying are right back in vogue.

The Good: You made it through the holidays without killing anyone.

Davy The First · Jan 3, 2018

The Good: You made it through the holidays without killing anyone.

The Bad: On New Year's Day, your landlord gives you an eviction notice.

CDSinex · Jan 4, 2018

The Good: You made it through the holidays without killing anyone.

The Bad: On New Year's Day, your landlord gives you an eviction notice.

The Ugly: Your landlord is your ex's new lover.

The Good: The last of your Christmas guests has finally packed-up and gone home.

Marissa D · Jan 5, 2018

The Good: The last of your Christmas guests has finally packed-up and gone home.

The Bad: They took your living room furniture with them.

CDSinex · Jan 5, 2018

The Good: The last of your Christmas guests has finally packed-up and gone home.

The Bad: They took your living room furniture with them.

The Ugly: The packed it all in the brand new pickup truck Santa gave you, and drove off.

The Good: The new computer you ordered in mid-December finally arrived.

Nymtoc · Jan 7, 2018

The Good: The new computer you ordered in mid-December finally arrived.

The Bad: You turn it on and find that it is loaded with child pornography

CDSinex · Jan 8, 2018

The Good: The new computer you ordered in mid-December finally arrived.

The Bad: You turn it on and find that it is loaded with child pornography.

The Ugly: The FedEx driver and his helper are knocking at your door again: they are actually federal marshals.

The Good: You show them the address, and they quickly realize that the package was misdelivered. It was intended for the previous poster. :Shrug:

CDSinex · Jan 18, 2018

The Good: You show them the address, and they quickly realize that the package was misdelivered. It was intended for the previous poster.

The Bad: The neighbor refuses to accept the package, and marks it "Return To Sender."

Nightfly · Mar 9, 2019

The Good: You show them the address, and they quickly realize that the package was misdelivered. It was intended for the previous poster.

The Bad: The neighbor refuses to accept the package, and marks it "Return To Sender."

The Ugly: Nobody knows what to do with it next so it sits there, it just sits there for 1 year, 49 days, 23 hours and, lets see, about 32 minutes.

The Good: Its back!

CDSinex · Mar 9, 2019

The Good: It's back!

The Bad: No one noticed it was gone.

Nightfly · Mar 10, 2019

The Good: It's back!

The Bad: No one noticed it was gone.

The Ugly: lol No one cares that its back.

Oh well onward and upward.

The Good: Cold beer in the fridge.

Marissa D · Mar 10, 2019

The Good: Cold beer in the fridge.

The Bad: Not a single bottle opener to be found anywhere.

Azdaphel · Mar 11, 2019

The Good: Cold beer in the fridge.

The Bad: Not a single bottle opener to be found anywhere.

The Ugly: The expiry date for your beer was a month earlier.

Nightfly · Mar 11, 2019

Azdaphel you have the floor.

The Good, the Bad - And the Ugly

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Ruby Ruby when will you be mine?

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