The Good, the Bad - And the Ugly

The Ugly: The Pizza vending machine making all the racket has a big screen, big enough that the letters: "Foreign body detected in pizza recipe." are prominently, and nauseatingly displayed.

The Good: The two agents come out of the room, both munching away merrily on their own Pizza and the one says. "We have a vaccine for that."

The Good: The two agents come out of the room, both munching away merrily on their own Pizza and the one says. "We have a vaccine for that."

The Bad: They see you finishing-up the slice you took from them, smile and say, "Too bad you don't."

The Good: The two agents come out of the room, both munching away merrily on their own Pizza and the one says. "We have a vaccine for that."

The Bad: They see you finishing-up the slice you took from them, smile and say, "Too bad you don't.

The Ugly: You're sincerely....most personally....regretting in the partaking of said pizza.

The Good: With the condition you find yourself in this inadvertently provides the opportunity to exit. Stage left.

The Good: With the condition you find yourself in this inadvertently provides the opportunity to exit. Stage left.

The Bad: This opportunity also implies being sent into a special hospital where you are put into quarantine and watch over day and night by concerned physicians.

The Good: With the condition you find yourself in this inadvertently provides the opportunity to exit. Stage left.

The Bad: This opportunity also implies being sent into a special hospital where you are put into quarantine and watch over day and night by concerned physicians.

The Ugly: You begin a daily series of electrochock therapy.


The Good: A Hollywood agent spots you on the street and says you would be perfect for his studio's next movie.

The Good: A Hollywood agent spots you on the street and says you would be perfect for his studio's next movie.

The Bad: It's a X rated movie.

The Good: A Hollywood agent spots you on the street and says you would be perfect for his studio's next movie.

The Bad: It's a X rated movie.

The Ugly: It's being shot outdoors on the north face of Denali in January.

The Good: Your tomatoes won a ribbon at the State Fair.

The Good: Your tomatoes won a ribbon at the State Fair.

The Bad: The judges failed to notice it, but your tomatoes are infected with Colletotrichum coccoide, a fungus that causes ugly spots that grow and darken and eventually produce spores that ooze from the blackened, rotting fruit and contaminate the environment.

The Good: Your tomatoes won a ribbon at the State Fair.

The Bad: The judges failed to notice it, but your tomatoes are infected with Colletotrichum coccoide, a fungus that causes ugly spots that grow and darken and eventually produce spores that ooze from the blackened, rotting fruit and contaminate the environment.

The Ugly: After an outbreak of Colletotrichum coccoide (thanks for the idea), you stand accused of biological terrorism.

The Good: You stumble upon a treasure map.

Lavern, is nothing good happening today?

Lavern is off looking for the treasure, so I will fill in for her.

The Good: While looking through an old trunk, you find a yellowed, handwritten manuscript bearing the title "The Raven."

The Good: While looking through an old trunk, you find a yellowed, handwritten manuscript bearing the title "The Raven."

The Bad: It's a well-written poem by Baudelaire. Why bad? Because it is the most depressing stuff he ever wrote.

The Good: While looking through an old trunk, you find a yellowed, handwritten manuscript bearing the title "The Raven."

The Bad: It's a well-written poem by Baudelaire. Why bad? Because it is the most depressing stuff he ever wrote.

The Ugly: You have no idea what it is and drop off the whole kit and kaboodle at the Salvation Army.

The Good: You're pleased to read how successful Salvation Army has become lately.

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The Good: You're pleased to read how successful Salvation Army has become lately.

The Bad: It's because the Baudelaire manuscript you donated turned out to be worth millions.

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The Ugly You left pictures of a steamy romantic encounter between the pages when you donated the book.


The Good You are given two weeks of paid vacation effective immediately.

The Good: You are given two weeks of paid vacation effective immediately.

The Bad: Your destination is imposed to you.

The Good: You are given two weeks of paid vacation effective immediately.

The Bad: Your destination is imposed to you.

The Ugly: Your company "volunteered" you to fight wildfires in the Amazon Rainforest. They expect you back and ready to work two-weeks from next monday.

The Good: Your company health insurance covered most of the hepatitis A, hepatitis B, typhoid, yellow fever, rabies, meningitis, polio, measles, mumps and rubella (MMR), Tdap (tetanus, diphtheria and pertussis), chickenpox, shingles, pneumonia and influenza vaccinations recommended or required for travel to Brazil. (I Googled the vaccination info.)

The Good: Your company health insurance covered most of the hepatitis A, hepatitis B, typhoid, yellow fever, rabies, meningitis, polio, measles, mumps and rubella (MMR), Tdap (tetanus, diphtheria and pertussis), chickenpox, shingles, pneumonia and influenza vaccinations recommended or required for travel to Brazil. (I Googled the vaccination info.)

The Bad: You had an allergic reaction to a number of the shots.

The Good: Your company health insurance covered most of the hepatitis A, hepatitis B, typhoid, yellow fever, rabies, meningitis, polio, measles, mumps and rubella (MMR), Tdap (tetanus, diphtheria and pertussis), chickenpox, shingles, pneumonia and influenza vaccinations recommended or required for travel to Brazil. (I Googled the vaccination info.)

The Bad: You had an allergic reaction to a number of the shots.

The Ugly: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ZGlaAxB7nI (Simultaneous allergic reactions to shots of vaccine administered at the same time is usually fatal).

The Good: You wake up three days and three nights later more healthier than ever.

The Good: You wake up three days and three nights later healthier than ever.

The Bad: When your head clears, you realize you are in a tent filled with acrid smoke. You open the tent flap to discover you are in middle of the Brazilian rainforest.

The Ugly: You were left with nothing else than your clothes. Guess is they wanted to clean evidence. Also you feel very thirsty, your canines seems longer than usual and you no longer feel the beating of your heart.

The good: You are now a vampire, a lord of the night, a no-life king.

The Good: You are now a vampire, a lord of the night, a no-life king.

The Bad: You can't even get a date with Kristen Stewart.

The Ugly: You found out where she lives and pestered her for a date so many times, she got a restraining order against you, which you violated this morning.

The Good: You finally got to be in the same room as Kristen Stewart.