Okay, everybody put on your seat belts; it's time to move on. Please keep your arms and heads inside the bus. Do not pass go, do not collect $200. Anything you say can, and will be, held against you. Do not fold, spindle or mutilate. Objects in mirror may be closer than they appear. No, those jeans don't make you look fat. Not responsible for lost luggage. Please return your seats to the upright position.