Someone here to see you, OFG.
Is this Father Damien?
OFG, I'm so sorry about your luck. Someone should have warned you not to mess with the Ouija board?
Someone here to see you, OFG.
Is this Father Damien?
OFG, I'm so sorry about your luck. Someone should have warned you not to mess with the Ouija board?
***pulls out jumprope***
Slash, dismember, stab and garrote,
If anything's left, we'll feed the Ferret!
Exsanguinate, defenstrate, crush and MAIM
what is left goes down the drain!
How many ways can we make you die?
Let my jumprope give it a try....
1...2...3...4...5..............65...66...67...68....69.........81....82...83..........
I can haz Hollywood again?
Thank Dog you escaped from your...er...mummydom. I was worried about you.
Uh, you have escaped from it, haven't you?
Yes, but I feel strangely, um, murderous. How do you dispose of bodies?
Hah, okay, I'll teach my kids this one and we can take bets on how long until I get a call from a)parent b)the school c)the police and/or d) luciferOh.
Look.
A.
Thread.
What ever shall I do with it?
***pulls out jumprope***
Slash, dismember, stab and garrote,
If anything's left, we'll feed the Ferret!
Exsanguinate, defenstrate, crush and MAIM
what is left goes down the drain!
How many ways can we make you die?
Let my jumprope give it a try....
1...2...3...4...5..............65...66...67...68....69.........81....82...83..........
Especially since this is my girl's favortie dolly.
Now that is a scary thought.
I thought OFG's avatar was bad until I saw yours Haggis. Soft, squishy, no, no, it's just wrong. WRONG!
That's a forced rhyme?Kind of a forced rhyme on "MAIM" and "drain," but I still like the sentiment. Meter's good.
*sigh*Okay. How did this thread end up in the Horror forum? I am getting so confused. Is this the This Thread Shall Die But Not Today thread or what????
*raises hand*
um, kevin,....i think we have a problem with the bus.