Roadtrip - Postcards from Death By the Book

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*hops on bus...locks bus door...takes seat next to Rolling Thunder...shoves Rolling Thunder out window...locks window*

Hang on, everyone.
 

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What an ugly bus...who said you ruffians can move into my town?

You gotta understand we do things differently here.

[grabs torch and pitchfork, starts singing "This land is your land in a high falsetto]
 

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*peeks under the seats to make sure we cleaned out all the body parts, blood, and assorted demons*

Oopsie! Forgot a few. It's okay, folks. Just don't drop any chips or stick chewing gum under the seats. It attracts their... attention. :e2teeth:
 

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*peeks under the seats to make sure we cleaned out all the body parts, blood, and assorted demons*

Oopsie! Forgot a few. It's okay, folks. Just don't drop any chips or stick chewing gum under the seats. It attracts their... attention. :e2teeth:

Seems to me these novel folks can use a little excitement.

*drops Milk Bone under seat*
 

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Welcome to Novels! We hope that by the time you reach The End of your stay here, this thread will have reached a conclusion (and be dead and all.)
 

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What I am jealous of is that damned Disney movie coming out later this year. As if chee-huey-hueys deserve a movie of their own! Whatever. I hope their takeover of the world turns very bad and they all self-implode.

Character assassin!
 

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LMAO!

Death by outline would be inaccurate for a group of some AW members (like me, for example) but DEATH BY THE BOOK???

:roll:

Totally awesome. We could do color by numbers murder mysteries. Just sayin'...
 

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*sorry buncha novelists...can't make up their mind about the thread title....*
 

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Yep. I am seriously prejudiced against any midget species who roots for Michigan. Yep. Yep.

Being short and all, is there anything else he could do? I mean, tailgating is sort of out of the question, unless he's one of the appetizers...